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Hard Luck Hank: Screw the Galaxy

Hard Luck Hank: Screw the Galaxy [Kindle Edition]

Steven Campbell
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Hank is a thug. He knows he's a thug. He has no problem with that realization. In his view the galaxy has given him a gift: a mutation that allows him to withstand great deals of physical trauma. He puts his abilities to the best use possible and that isn't by being a scientist.

Besides, the space station Belvaille doesn’t need scientists. It is not, generally, a thinking person’s locale. It is the remotest habitation in the entire Colmarian Confederation. There is literally no reason to be there.

Unless you are a criminal.

Because of its location, Belvaille is populated with nothing but crooks. Every day is a series of power struggles between the crime bosses.

Hank is an intrinsic part of this community as a premier gang negotiator. Not because he is eloquent or brilliant or an expert combatant, but because if you shoot him in the face he keeps on talking.

Hank believes he has it pretty good until a beautiful and mysterious blue woman enters his life with a compelling job offer.

Hank and Belvaille, so long out of public scrutiny, suddenly find themselves at the epicenter of the galaxy with a lot of very unwelcome attention.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 1040 KB
  • Print Length: 334 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00FZ4OPI4
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
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Hank is a mutant thug for hire on a space station called Belvaille; a place on the outskirts of civilisation populated mostly by criminals. Despite the fact that he's virtually indestructible and totes a ridiculously powerful alien pistol, Hank prefers to settle things through negotiation rather than violence. When a pair of fugitive siblings arrive on the station seeking his help, Hank finds himself reluctantly drawn into a caper that involves a rare and highly volatile explosive element, a trio of rampaging robotic killing machines, a mutant with god-like powers and a face-off with the most powerful race in the galaxy.

There's a lot to enjoy here. Hank is a likeable protagonist with a nice line in self-depricating humour. The sparky dialogue and colourful supporting characters add to the fun. The story rattles along at a fair old pace and there are plenty of genuinely funny moments.

On the downside, as other reviewers have noted, the prose is a tad workmanlike. It seems to consist mostly of short passages of bland description linking the otherwise excellent dialogue. As a result, Belvaille, where the bulk of the action takes place, never really comes alive vividly in the mind. There's no real sense that this is a living, breathing community. Instead, it fees like a sparsely decorated stage set, onto which the principle characters appear, do their stuff and then depart. It leaves you wishing the author had just slowed down, took a deep breath and put a bit more time and effort into
depicting this world, rather than simply concentrating on moving the story forward at breakneck pace.
Still, you could pay a lot more for books a lot worse than this, and I would happily read more of Hank's adventures should they appear.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Fun! 26 Nov 2013
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Hank is an unlikely hero. A Grade 4 mutant, he is slow and very solidly built, being able to survive bullets and other hostile projectiles. As a result of this his services are much in demand as an enforcer for the various underworld bosses on the space station, Belvaille. Hank, who narrates his own story is, despite all this rather endearing and comes across as really very human. Although he describes himself as mentally a little slow the reader soon realises that he is actually quite clever in a practical, down to earth sort of way, as a result of which he is also rather successful in his alternative calling as an arbitrator.

This book must have the best opening line that I have read for quite a while - 'The space station, Belvaille was not the most corrupt city in the galaxy, but we liked to think we were in the top five'. It sets the scene with its rather tongue in cheek humour and despite the killing, mayhem and threat of the entire galaxy being obliterated, this is really quite a light hearted and thoroughly amusing story.

Self published books vary greatly, but this is certainly one of the best which I have read for quite a while. The plot is cleverly thought out and does not run out of steam towards the conclusion. I do not know if the author has further plans for Hank, Belvaille and it's strange and varied inhabitants, but if they are the subject of a further tale it will certainly be on my reading list. Highly recommended!
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A light-hearted science fiction is a rare beast nowadays. Long gone are the days of Harry Harrison and Keith Laumer. So, when we have a chance to read something that is upbeat, free-flowing, and entertaining, we should take it.

"Hard Luck Hank: Screw the Galaxy" is one of such books. The main protagonist and POV character, Hank, is a "mediator." When negotiations between various unsavory characters come to the point of pointing guns at each other, the parties involved hire him to arrive to a more "peaceful" and less expensive resolution. As Hank says:

"There's a reason people hire me. It's not because I'm a genius. Or an expert marksman. Or because of my stunning good looks. No, it's because I actually listen."

Being bulletproof also helps. Hank is a "level four mutant," whose specific ability is an almost impervious exterior and fast regenerative powers. His services are in great demand: he lives on Belvaille, a most remote space station of Colmarian Confederation, where "overwhelming majority [of its inhabitants] were involved in illegal activities or were wanted as criminals."

Sometimes, there are problems that even Hank cannot solve easily. Like killer robots, Dredel Led, that came for a visit to the station to shoot it up a bit, or a mysterious brother/sister combo, who are on the ran from everyone and think that Hank is their new best friend.

Well, Hank is doing the best he can, under the circumstances. As the station's newspaper describes his various adventures: "Everything had looked grim, no hope of survival, and then I showed up, looking calm as could be, eating a sandwich."

This novel is a light read, with some good one-liners. If you are looking for a light-hearted Sci-Fi, you found it.
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It's rarely worth reviewing a Kindle Book in the lower price bracket.

However, this is a good read, with lots of humour, in a Harry Harrison Stainless Steel Rat Vein.

This is a masterpiece of it's sort, combining some of the early Space Opera ideals with more modern Steam Punk stuff. The only shame is that the spin off novels are not quite as well sorted.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Hard hitting fun
This was an interesting read with its sci-fi vibe mixed prison drama. A unique protagonist of mutant genes journeys through a 'bloody' plot, where enemies crowd and Hank must... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Julie Elizabeth Powell
3.0 out of 5 stars Good, honest entertainment.
This is an odd one for me. I really enjoyed the story, and the characters- while perhaps a little bit clichéd- were entertaining. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Mr. S. R. Jones
5.0 out of 5 stars Very enjoyable book
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4.0 out of 5 stars Fine plot
I really enjoyed the plot on this.
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Published 7 months ago by Andrew Davie
4.0 out of 5 stars intersting story line
a good laugh as well as a good read. I did like the idea of such a chracter, it would do well as a second book too.
Published 7 months ago by L. P. Woodley
4.0 out of 5 stars Strawberry blancmange
This is an enjoyable silly light novel. Not a classic but enjoyable. You could do a lot worse than pick up this book if you are between reads. Not bad at all.
Published 7 months ago by Mark Hearty
5.0 out of 5 stars Read it, you won't be sorry. nuff said.
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4.0 out of 5 stars A great little read
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