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Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics [EXPLICIT LYRICS]
 
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Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics [EXPLICIT LYRICS] [Explicit Lyrics, Soundtrack, Import]

South Park (Related Recordings), South Park Audio CD
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Product details

  • Audio CD (29 Nov 1999)
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Format: Explicit Lyrics, Soundtrack, Import
  • Label: Columbia
  • ASIN: B000034DII
  • Other Editions: Audio CD  |  Audio Cassette  |  MP3 Download
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 127,491 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

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Songs from this album are available to purchase as MP3s. Click on "Buy MP3" or view the MP3 Album.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         

Samples
Song TitleArtist Time Price
Listen  1. Mr. Hankey The Christmas PooEarly '50s recording by Cowboy Timmy 2:14£0.89
Listen  2. Merry F**king Christmas [Explicit]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher 2:01£0.69
Listen  3. O Holy NightEric Cartman 1:56£0.89
Listen  4. Dead, Dead, DeadJuan Schwartz and the South Park Children's Choir 2:11£0.89
Listen  5. Carol Of The BellsMr. Mackey, The School Counselor0:56£0.69
Listen  6. The Lonely Jew On ChristmasKyle Broflofski with Special Celebrity Guest 2:44£0.69
Listen  7. I Saw Three ShipsShelley Marsh, Stan's Sister 1:00£0.69
Listen  8. It Happened In Sun ValleyStan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger 2:19£0.89
Listen  9. O TannenbaumAdolf Hitler 1:10£0.89
Listen10. Christmas Time In HellSatan, The Dark Prince 2:13£0.89
Listen11. What The Hell Child Is This?Chef 4:26£0.89
Listen12. Santa Claus Is On His WayMr. Hankey0:27£0.89
Listen13. Swiss Colony Beef LogEric Cartman 2:14£0.69
Listen14. Hark The Herald Angels SingSouth Park Children's Choir0:39£0.69
Listen15. Dreidel, Dreidel, DreidelThe Broflofskis, with Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh 3:18£0.89
Listen16. The Most Offensive Song EverKenny McCormick;Mr. Hankey 2:58£0.89
Listen17. We Three KingsMr. Ose0:50£0.89
Listen18. Have Yourself A Merry Little ChristmasMr. Hankey with Stan, Kyle and Cartman 2:29£0.69


Product Description

Product Description

Third time's the charm! Chef Aid was padded with "inspired by" songs, and the Bigger, Longer, & Uncut soundtrack by gratuitous remixes. Here at last is an album containing nothing but the series characters warbling away. From the show itself is "Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo" (embellished with some randomly inserted lyrics), "The Lonely Jew On Christmas" (with a special guest impersonation), and "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel" (with the whole Broflofski family suffering Cartman' s anti-semitism). Guaranteed instant new favourites are "Merry F***ing Christmas" (from Mr. Garrison in fine voice), "I Saw Three Ships" (Shelley Marsh getting ribbed for her teeth braces), and "The Most Offensive Song Ever" (Kenny and Mr. Hankey thinking the virgin birth through). In addition there' s contributions from Satan, Hitler, Chef, and Mr. Mackey--all made that bit more special by Marc Shaiman' s arrangements. The real success of this disc (as always) are the songs from Cartman. "O Holy Night" reaffirms what makes the holiday for kids--presents! And "Swiss Colony Beef Log" is possibly the best song the show has ever produced. It' s a mod-rock parody with the "big-boned" boy bewailing the absence of his favourite Xmas snack. In a word: sweeeeeeet. --Paul Tonks

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
The perfect present! 29 Dec 2009
Format:Audio CD
Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics made our day especially the track "you could be dead next christmas" it had us in stiches! The perfect tonic against the likes of Cliff Richard and co and the ever miserable Eastenders special on Christmas Day.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
Format:Audio CD
I absolutely loathe christmas and the same old songs that are rammed down your throat.
This has just turned everything around for me, can't wait for xmas to get here so I can play this everyday on the run up to xmas....LOUD let me add. See how the neighbours like that!
A must have for sure.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
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Absolutely wonderful! A real antidote to the drivel that is playing in every shop from Halloween on. The highlights have to be Eric Cartman's "O holy night" and "Swiss Colony beef log", two heartfelt hymns to the Fat One's utter greed, and the South Park Children's Choir's "Dead, dead, dead." ("Who knows how many Christmasses are left in their short lives...")

The new depths of bad taste are beautifully offset by the musical arrangements, which are as simply super (thankth for athking!) as those in the movie soundtrack. And you'll have a lump in your throat as Mr Hankey is flushed away for another year. Buy it and treasure it!

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