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Half Past Dead [Kindle Edition]

Zoe Archer , Bianca D' Arc
2.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)

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There are good guys, there are bad boys, and then there are men with a danger all their own--these are the ones who take you places you never imagined. . .and will never forget.

The Undying Heart by Zoe Archer

Samuel Reed had no idea magic existed, until it almost destroyed him. Thirsting for vengeance against the enemy who made him something less than human, Sam returns to England and crosses paths with Cassandra Fielding. His best friend's little sister has become a fearless woman on a dangerous mission of her own. And against all odds, she sees past what he's become, and stirs a desire he thought he'd lost forever. . .

Simon Says by Bianca D'Arc

Special Forces soldier Simon Blackwell ended his affair with Mariana Daniels three years ago, but he hasn't stopped protecting her. Mariana has no knowledge of the dark, deadly creatures that lurk in the forest surrounding her clinic, or of the mysterious powers that make Simon the only one who can defeat them. But soon he'll have no choice but to reveal the truth, and urge her to trust in an explosive passion that never faded. . .


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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 465 KB
  • Print Length: 321 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0758246978
  • Publisher: Kensington Books (1 Jan 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language English
  • ASIN: B002ZFGK34
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 2.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #195,986 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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half past dead 7 May 2010
By pat mow
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
i wish i could have read a preview of this story and i would have given it a miss The story was about zombies the hero was immune to there bite.love interest bases dr.I FIND IT DIFFICULT to know what to write about about this book.Just not my sort of book.
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I always wonder when you have an established author in an antho, if it's done to fulfil contracts because the publisher has no choice, or if it's to introduce the lesser-known author, or if it's hoped that the established author will carry the others. With this book, it kind of broke the mould, as both authors are established, and I know that Bianca D'Arc is great on her own in full-length novels, but this one disappointed, and the Zoe Archer novel, well, did she even research the year 1858 in which she set it?

Turning to the former, we meet in present day/poss near future, special ops soldier Simon, who has been hunting marines-turned-into-zombies-from-the-bites-of-creatures-they-were-dispatched-to-kill, and who inexplicably was bitten but not turned by one of the creatures. With his immunity, he's now tasked with getting rid of his former buddies, who are now preying on locals, so he's keeping watch over his best friend's sister, Mari, a doctor and his ex-lover. Despite having left her to go on a mission three years ago, whilst in the midst of (an allegedly passionate) affair, with her not knowing what happened to him, he suddenly appears in her naval camp needing stitches. You'd think that Mari would perhaps have to treat him due to the Hyppocratic Oath, but that at least she'd have the backbone to take him to task for her having been unable to move on, for the way in which he abandonned her and left her not even knowing if he lived or died (she found out on the grapevine after some months that he was still alive), but no. She accepts not only his need-to-know stance, the fact that he superheals in the space of a few hours (if so, it begs why he had to go & get treated) and that zombies exist. Yes, he's been watching over her from afar, and when the zombies target her, it gives him a chance to barricade them in her cottage for hours of sex, followed by hunting at night, then more sex and then declarations of love and a proposal. DISAPPOINTING - not enough by way of a background to even write this tale, let alone call it a novel/novella, and Mari was a total doormat. Simon's description didn't even make him worthy of her forgiveness, let alone being worthy of her love, so she disappointed too. The sex scenes were perfunctory and sensual rather than erotic, and I wonder why the author dumbed-down this way. Maybe to make herself more mainstream and therefore more easily available to the gullible public = lots more revenue for her? I'll certainly think twice about buying her in an antho, as this is the second time I've been disappointed.

As for the Zoe Archer tale - well it starts off with the author saying in her blurb that she likes men with waistcoats and high boots, so I kind of expected a historical tale, but this was so at odds with the guy on the cover (probably Simon, but where he got the sword from, no idea), who was wearings a ripped t-shirt and jeans, whilst carting both a sword and an automatic weapon of some sort. Typical tale of poor good guy in 1858 dying on a battlefield with his best buddy (the female lead, Cassie's brother who died), when along comes a baddy who turns him in order to form an army of his own to do his evil bidding. But Samuel is noble enough and strong-willed enough to break free of his creator's hold and to try to track and kill him, but despite him being proven in battle and Cassie/Cassandra being a would-be spy only, with no battle experience, they apparently have to team up to hunt down the baddy, and on the way, they have time for sex. They also use surprisingly modern language such as 'we'll' and 'don't' and similar abbreviations, which my son who is currently studying A-level English Lit, and so reading novels set in this period, confirmed was totally inaccurate, as I was already thinking. All of this further spoiled my reading of this tale by an unknown author, so I won't be tempted to read her further works. All I can say is thank goodness all I paid was a paltry reservation fee at my library to get hold of this book, and not the RRP.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
A bit too much sex 4 Nov 2010
By MissGnomer - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
I really liked the story line and thought the Cassie and Sam had great chemistry. But I couldn't get passed the excessive sexual descriptions. I just wanted to warn others out there who aren't into detailed sex-scenes that this book is a bit over the top.

I didn't finish it, but if you don't mind that sort of thing you'll probably really enjoy the book.
3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
Sexy Zombies--You KNEW It Had to Happen! 12 April 2010
By A. Lee - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Paperback
If blood-sucking undead vampires could be hot romance material, then it was only a matter of time before zombies were so re-imagined (hey, if Orlando Bloom's character in the last POTC film could still get Kiera Knightly's character to wait ten years at the end--or more importantly, after a long list of credits!--why couldn't other hunky guys without hearts beating in their bodies?). Anyway, here are two novellas featuring zombies:

"The Undying Heart"-- is a historical paranormal taking place in Yorkshire in 1858. Cassandra is a new agent with the Blades of the Rose, an organization that hunts for dangerous magical artifacts. She is trailing such an artifact when she encounters her brother's best friend and a man she always loved, Sam Reed, whom she thought had died with her brother two years before in the Crimean. Sam did die. He and countless others. In the chaos of battle he was shot through the heart by his commanding officer, Colonel Broadwell, who has an artifact that creates and controls zombies. Broadwell killed his own men and commanded all of them to do his will, but somehow Sam was able to break free and has been after the Colonel ever since, determined to kill him. This tale was definitely heart-wrenching and bitter-sweet. I loved it.

"Simon Says"-- is a modern romance. Simon Blackwell is a special forces soldier who was called away from a possible relationship with Mariana Daniels, a doctor. He found himself fighting zombies (the icky kind) and was bitten and infected, but wasn't turned into one--although that may happen at any moment--no one is certain about these zombie things! Mariana only knows that Simon never returned to her, so when he appears at the military base facility where she is working, wounded, she's not sure how she should react. Apparently, there are still zombies out in the woods, unknown to anyone, and Simon needs to take them out since he seems to be the only one who has survived their infection so far. This tale had a decent set-up and characters, but not quite the emotional impact of the first story.
2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
Want to Buy: Editing for this erotic zombie story 24 Jan 2011
By SandyLu562 - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
Archer disappoints in the prequel to her four books in the Blade of the Rose series; the writing was either repetitive or failed to explain scenes adequately. This historical erotic romance starring a handsome zombie and a high society society assassin failed utterly to arouse my interest in reading the series. The flow was choppy, descriptive words indicated the indiscriminate use of a thesaurus (try to find a word that ENHANCES the sentence, rather than with a "just-off" meaning), and the least important descriptions were repeated at least twice within a few paragraphs.

The interesting premise made the uneven writing really annoying; it's always fun to read about a heroine stepping outside historical societal constraints and the love interest had appeal even if he was recently one of the undead dead, at least he only had one unhealed wound and immediately healed all but the wound which made him a zombie. Sounds like a vampire, right? well the whole premise was just too confusing to easily grasp and I still have no idea of the "rules" of this world. Save your $[..] (Kindle edition) for something else!
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