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Grow Your Own Girlfriend A Funny Valentine Joke Gift
 
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Grow Your Own Girlfriend A Funny Valentine Joke Gift

by Toyday Traditional & Classic Toys
3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
Price: £1.29
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Product Specifications
Model Number:Grow a Girlfriend on card

Product details

  • Boxed-product Weight: 100 g
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  • Manufacturer recommended age: 3 years and up
  • Item model number: Grow a Girlfriend on card
  • ASIN: B000ZE5ZQK
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 3,854 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)

Product Description

GROW A GIRLFRIEND!

Place the little lady in water, and watch her grow about 600% in 72 hours!

The packaging is hilarious, with slogans like:
  • "No PMS"
  • "No nagging"
  • "Enjoy Sunday football all day"
  • "Passing gas is encouraged"


A perfect present for anyone in need of a new lady!

Guaranteed to put a smile on your face! This is a great secret santa present for a friend, family member or workmate.

The item is 15cms by 10cms including packaging.

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Customers buy this item with The Little Book of Chat-up Lines £2.81

Grow Your Own Girlfriend A Funny Valentine Joke Gift + The Little Book of Chat-up Lines
Price For Both: £4.10

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars It's OK!, 20 Jan 2010
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= Durability:3.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:3.0 out of 5 stars 
This review is from: Grow Your Own Girlfriend A Funny Valentine Joke Gift
Bought this as a cheap jokey stocking filler, got a smirk once opened so did the job fine.

As it takes 3 days in water to grow, I wasn't expecting it to be taken out of the packet. But, it was, and it lived in a cup for 3 days. Not sure what to do with it now though!

I did think it'd grow slightly bigger than it did.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Perfect fun gift for any man, 15 April 2010
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= Durability:3.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:4.0 out of 5 stars 
This review is from: Grow Your Own Girlfriend A Funny Valentine Joke Gift
Grow a girlfriend is a great gift for any man. I purchased one for a guy in my team and we have laughed every day as he grew his perfect woman. Great FUN!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars One Size Does NOT Fit All, 22 Jun 2011
By Kort "Art, Music, Book & Movie Enthusiast" - Published on Amazon.com
= Durability:1.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:3.0 out of 5 stars 
This review is from: Grow Your Own Girlfriend A Funny Valentine Joke Gift
The packaging of 'Grow a Girlfriend' touts its ability to grow to 600% it's original size. Well, when the original size is about three inches, then you looking a girlfriend who is still well under two feet tall. As if that isn't bad enough, her mental capacity only grew to about that of a six year old. Some guys may like that, but I prefer a girlfriend who isn't constantly distracted by shiny objects. She makes a decent play companion for my little daughter though.

Another caveat -- "Growing" her requires you immerse her in water. When she swells to her *full* size, she is remains quite squishy and damp. If you don't keep her well misted, parts of her start to contract and she gets rather cranky. That pretty much invalidates reason #10 on the packaging. Also her body colored bikini and sunglasses (?) are just plain creepy. Avoid this one fellas! Better yet, look into a Moshi Girlfriend Pillow.

~ Kort

3 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Can Come in Handy During Holiday Season!, 22 Dec 2010
By Wandrwoman "Caped Crusader" - Published on Amazon.com
= Durability:2.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:4.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:3.0 out of 5 stars 
This review is from: Grow Your Own Girlfriend A Funny Valentine Joke Gift
Hey Single Guys! If you are going to visit the folks during the holidays and want to stop your mother's nagging and your father's looks of disapproval, this is just the product.

First of all, no muss, no fuss!

You don't even need to buy her a bus ticket, nope.

When you finally get to your destination, remove the card from your shirt pocket, take the doll out of the blister pack, dip her in a cup of water (beer will do in a pinch but it will just add a suspicious smell).

You don't have to wait long before she grows 600% (remember to remove her from cup....if you don't things can get ugly fast).

Ok, so she's lavender, she smells nice.

Thats a good thing, isn't it?
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