I don't mind admitting I was somewhat confused when I received this in the mail. Having no recollection of ordering it I can only conclude that I must have been thoroughly squiffy at the time of purchase.
Having said that, I'm awfully glad I "splashed out" on this glorious little gem!!
Residing as I do, comfortably within the upper echelons of our society, I have many, many gay friends. Even my straight friends are gay. None of them, however, can grow to 600% of their original size when turgid, none of them I should say, until now.
None of them can absorb as much fluid in a short space of time either! Believe me, we've tried.
So, in conclusion, the concept is wonderful, it's execution is spiffing, and I'm frankly bowled over.
Exceptional.