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Grow A Girlfriend Adult Novelty Joke Gift Grows 600%

by Diabolical Gift People
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (39 customer reviews)
Price: 1.92
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  • Just Add To Water And Watch It Grow By 600% In Size!
  • Or Any other Liquid - Like Beer! Miraculous!
  • crescere il propio fidanzata
  • Hacer crecer su propia novia

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Product details

  • Item Weight: 41 g
  • Boxed-product Weight: 82 g
  • Delivery Destinations: Visit the Delivery Destinations Help page to see where this item can be delivered.
  • Item model number: Grow a Girlfriend on card
  • ASIN: B000ZE5ZQK
  • Date first available at Amazon.co.uk: 18 Nov 2007
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (39 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 6,457 in Kitchen & Home (See Top 100 in Kitchen & Home)
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Product Description

GROW A GIRLFRIEND!

Place the little lady in water, and watch her grow about 600% in 72 hours!

The packaging is hilarious, with slogans like:
  • "No PMS"
  • "No nagging"
  • "Enjoy Sunday football all day"
  • "Passing gas is encouraged"


A perfect present for anyone in need of a new lady!

Guaranteed to put a smile on your face! This is a great secret santa present for a friend, family member or workmate.

The item is 15cms by 10cms including packaging.


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Most Helpful Customer Reviews
7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars amazing girlfriend growing ;) 16 Mar 2012
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Durability: 5.0 out of 5 stars    Educational: 5.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 5.0 out of 5 stars   
This was soo fun to do,me and the boyfriend bought boyfriend,and girlfriend one n we stuck them in the same water to see who grew faster ;)
unfounrtaly for me the girlfriend one did he won its a great present as joke

the price is cheap as
delivery is fast

perfect
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars It's OK! 20 Jan 2010
Durability: 3.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 3.0 out of 5 stars   
Bought this as a cheap jokey stocking filler, got a smirk once opened so did the job fine.

As it takes 3 days in water to grow, I wasn't expecting it to be taken out of the packet. But, it was, and it lived in a cup for 3 days. Not sure what to do with it now though!

I did think it'd grow slightly bigger than it did.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars dont think it grows up to 600% 7 April 2013
By YM
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just a bit of waste of money i guess, wont suggest people to buy it, looks a bit disgusting too
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Grow your own girlfriend 20 Mar 2013
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This was got as a present for an older man we all had a good laugh. A little rude but not over the top.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Perfect fun gift for any man 15 April 2010
Durability: 3.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 4.0 out of 5 stars   
Grow a girlfriend is a great gift for any man. I purchased one for a guy in my team and we have laughed every day as he grew his perfect woman. Great FUN!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Too small 28 Jan 2014
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Literally 3cm big this is okay for something costing 1 but it costs 5 and giving someone it as a funny part of a present wasn't a good idea.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Waste of money 11 Jan 2014
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Because the item was in water for 3 days and it only grew an inch not like it said on the packet to 600 %
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Joke Grow a Girlfriend 9 Jan 2014
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Upon receipt of this item firstly I was disappointed at the size of the product. When trying to inflate this item I was unable to get it to remain inflated whilst putting in the stopper as it did not have a one way valve. I found this item very poor quality and was not fit for purpose
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
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Published 19 hours ago by aimee brown
3.0 out of 5 stars None
None. Just a novelty gift for someone as a bit of fun. Should bring a few laughs on the night.
Published 21 days ago by Sheena Williamson
5.0 out of 5 stars very funny
got this for father birthday as he keeps saying he needs a girlfriend lol all the best dad enjoy .
Published 1 month ago by RONNIE MCLAREN
5.0 out of 5 stars Exactly as listed
The same as shown in the picture. Bought it as a secret santa present and everyone laughed and loved it! Would definitely buy it again!
Published 2 months ago by Rosie Bell
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny
Bought it for my son for a laugh, he didn't find the funny side of it to begin with. :)
Published 3 months ago by michele
5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect novelty gift
I'd never seen this range of novelty gifts before and had the perfect recipient in mind and it went down a treat. I can't wait to buy my next one!
Published 3 months ago by Fiona
2.0 out of 5 stars it didn't work
i didn't really liked it because i have offered as a gift and we did exactly what said in the package but it didn't grow more than a few inches and got deformed! not very funny!
Published 4 months ago by Margarida Menezes
2.0 out of 5 stars Disappointed
A bit disappointed in this, but caused a laugh at Christmas, it didn't grow has much as we thought it would, and it went into a misshaped pink thing, but like I said caused a... Read more
Published 6 months ago by Susan Ann Skeemer
5.0 out of 5 stars Present for hubby!!
I got this as a joke stocking present for my husband at Christmas. Well packaged and on time. He put 'her' in water and she got really big in 3 days! a great fun present!!
Published 6 months ago by Rachel H
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent
Got this for my friend as a secret Santa gift. They loved it!!! They put it straight in to water excellent product.
Published 6 months ago by Kissy
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