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Great Lies to Tell Small Kids [Hardcover]

Andy Riley
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Product details

  • Hardcover: 96 pages
  • Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton (10 Oct 2005)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0340834056
  • ISBN-13: 978-0340834053
  • Product Dimensions: 19.2 x 13.6 x 1.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (29 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 35,711 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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'It's the funniest, bunniest book I've ever read' (Elton John on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES )

'Brilliantly researched. The most important book of the year' (Hugh Grant on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES )

'What kind of sick mind finds humour in such cruelty?' (The League of Gentlemen on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICI )

'Hilarious' (Sunday Mirror on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDE )

'Deeply dark, deeply funny' (Glamour on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES )

'Sadists of all ages will absolutely love it' (Daily Telegraph on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICID )

'Hilarious, heartwarming and ever so sweetly mean' (Simon Pegg on GREAT LIES )

Glamour on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES

‘Deeply dark, deeply funny’

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77 of 84 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
Whilst there are a couple of old favourites included ("If the wind changes direction your face will stay like that"), this book contains exactly what I was looking for: great humour for parents of small children and some funny fibs to tell my kids.

Only four stars because it's not laugh out loud funny all the way through, but the best lies make it well worthwhile.

Without spoiling any of the best ones, here's one of the same ilk that's not included in the book: "When the ice cream van chimes that means he's sold out".

If you like that, you'll love this book.

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59 of 66 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
I thoroughly enjoyed this book, perhaps because I'm not dumb enough to think that the writer intended that you should actually tell these things to small children. I have two children (not so small now) both of whom found the jokes funny, particularly some which have a sly dig at parents (e.g. "Wine makes mummy clever")
I found the humour to be very much in the "Far Side" vein, in that it is slightly off-beat, and this may well be why my kids enjoyed it, as they also enjoy the Far Side cartoon books.
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19 of 21 people found the following review helpful
By Richard Murphy VINE™ VOICE
Format:Hardcover
This is a lovely book.

Our children (ages 8 and 6) are at the perfect age for the sort of lies this book contains. I'd recommend this book for anyone who likes humour at the expense of the gullibility of children - and that's most people. There are some read gems here and I first came across the cartoons in this book on birthday cards.

Always a pleasure and laugh-out-loud at times - recommended.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
funny but not worth the price
This book is very funny but very short. Frankly this is not worth the fiver but if it were a quid them it would be good. As it stamds it is a sparse book amd overprived.
Published 11 days ago by Daniel Black
I'd prefer suicide bunnies
Well this is an good and funny book but certainly the stories of suicide bunnies were more acidic. Let's see what next from Andy Ridley. Great for sure.
Published 2 months ago by Raquel
lies...
i was bought it as a gift, i didnt find this book as good as the second(yellow) book, but was still funny, would like more books to follow!
Published 4 months ago by Ms. Kate Lindley
Seems Funny
Flicked through it, but didn't buy it as it was £10, too much for a little book. I was told some of these when I was a young child too.
Published 5 months ago by Mr. A. England
Just Not Funny
This "book" is just not funny - can't even pass it on to anyone as it would be an insult. Waste of money.
Published 16 months ago by jude
great present
I bought this for a present, but of course read it first myself. Very funny (and the present was well-received.)
Published 17 months ago by Dorothy Connor
A funny little book!
This book is really funny! I felt a little guilty having already used some of the lies on my kids, but obtained good inspiration for some more.. Read more
Published on 13 Jan 2010 by Mrs. D. HANSON
great lies to tell small kids
its very funny. another christmas gift i bought, in really great condition. i know they will love it! Ellie
Published on 9 Dec 2009 by E. Sloan
GREAT BOOK, FOR ANYONE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR
A SUPER, FUN LITTLE BOOK - ANYONE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WILL FIND THIS FUN, LIGHTHEARTED AND VERY WITTY. I'M OFF TO TRY IT ON MY OWN KIDS ........... CRUEL?? Read more
Published on 7 Dec 2009 by Mr. Michael T. Naden
Great fun
It's so funny I've bought another copy for a friend who's about to have her first baby!
Published on 28 May 2009 by Mrs. L. M. B. Phillips
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