"You want horror? I'll give you horror. How about monsters with triangles for heads? Corridors that lead you to the same corridor you were just in?. Its here for the sheer wet-bed scary horror action."
"WOW. this game looks drop dead gorgeous. you can swim, go to the gym, and you have a stamina meter. And you have to eat to stay alive. Looks like one of the best games of all time. 5 TIMES THE SIZE!!!"