It's really a shame this wasn't any good because the idea is great: take Mr. Gay Everyman and involve him in espionage--with plenty of laughs. Except that for this premise to work you have to mix the laughs with danger. If you think about NORTH BY NORTHWEST, the viewer does believe that Cary Grant is in danger, and that Eva Marie Saint is in trouble. There are plenty of chuckles, but the threat is always there, always real. That's one reason (one) that GOVERNMENT GAY does not work. Not for one moment do we believe the main characters are imperiled. Even THEY don't seem to think so. It's all so silly. And not a good silly either. And you know, Roger Thornhill's mother does offer some comic relief in NORTH BY NORTHWEST, but she's not in every single scene! She's not the main character; she doesn't rescue Roger and his lady every time they are in a tight spot. Finally, since the main inspiration for GOVERNMENT GAY seems to be NORTH BY NORTHWEST, Cary Grant and Eva Marie do not seem like the same character, correct? Not even the female and male version of the same character. But Alex Reynolds and his lover Peter do. They have different hair color, that's about it. I couldn't really pin any personality tags on either of them. Who is the outgoing one? Who likes to dance, who doesn't? Who is allergic to cats? You know, details that make characters seem like people. Obviously you don't get details in a film, but you need them in a book. By the end of this one I was hoping Alex and Peter and Jean would do us all a favor and defect to the other side.