When inept private investigator Hymie Goldman is hired to find the golden pig, he little suspects he will be embarking on a journey fraught with danger, beset by blonde bombshells and terrorised by a Triads turf war. Armed only with a stubborn streak and the desire to stay one step ahead of his creditors, he pursues the case to the very edge of his reason and beyond. Can he hope to succeed? Will he live to tell the tale? Join Hymie on a gripping and hilarious odyssey through the surreal streets of an alternative North London, and one thing is almost certain - Hendon will never seem the same again.