Michael Boatman, God Laughs When You Die (Dybbuk Press, 2007)
"And you think you know Michael Boatman.", David J. Schow ends his introduction to Boatman's slim volume of short stories. And you may; Boatman is an actor who's starred in a number of highly-rated TV series (China Beach and Spin City among them). He's quite a comedic talent. Which makes it all the more weird that he's garnered a name for himself in the horror underground, publishing in places like Horror Garage and Red Scream. I will tell you right off the bat: knowing Boatman's TV work will not prepare you for these nine twisted tales. Being blurbed by Joe Lansdale and introduced by David Schow might, as the two were early lights of the splatterpunk movement. Don't let Lansdale's recent successful forays into the mystery world fool you, the guy knows his splat. And he likes Michael Boatman.
So do I, though not with quite as much enthusiasm. Boatman's stories are those of an amateur, albeit an inspired one; no one will be mistaking his work for that of Koja, Sarrantonio, Schow, or Lansdale for a while yet. The raw talent's obviously there, though. It just needs a bit of honing. Boatman is great for describing a situation, and has an ear for comparison (which Schow points out, with a few nasty examples from "Bloodbath at Landsdale Towers" as evidence), but like many authors who haven't been doing it for too long, he's seduced by the situations, and thus puts less thought into the characters he puts into those situations than he should. There are also some technical errors, though I'm more inclined to attribute those to a small press (and a dearth of editing/proofreading talent) than Boatman himself.
Still, cardboard characters aside, I'm not going to deny that these are some fun stores. "The Last American President" is an outright howler, probably the closest in the collection to what you think you know about Boatman. Any story that starts off with the pope suddenly turning into a mountain lion and eating Joan Collins is gonna be good. "The Ugly Truth", my favorite story here, is a good deal darker, and combines zombies with the diction and tone of a retold fairy tale. Gotta love it.
This is a first collection that shows potential, and I'll be watching Boatman's career as a writer while the rest of you watch TV. I'll let you know when he's going to be bigger in print than he is onscreen, because if he keeps working at it, he'll get there. ***