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Michael Boatman
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  • Paperback: 148 pages
  • Publisher: Dybbuk Press, LLC (23 Oct 2007)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0976654628
  • ISBN-13: 978-0976654629
  • Product Dimensions: 21.6 x 14 x 0.8 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 228,284 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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A host of drug dealers meets a foe they cannot kill. The president accidentally invites demons into the country and watches the pope turn into a sabertooth tiger. A man, dead since 1920, lives again in present day Los Angeles to satiate a malevolent goddess. These tales by Michael Boatman will disturb, terrify and traumatize you. Boatman grabs you by throat and drags you kicking and screaming through his prose. With a dash of Lansdale and a smattering of Martina's Wild Cards, the tales within inhabit the dark and nasty side of our souls, and throughout Boatman infuses it all with a keen wit and an eye for detail. And when he lets you up to breathe, like God, you might just find yourself laughing. This is the sort of stuff I like to read as the bells sound midnight. Paul Haines award-winning author of Doorways for the Dispossessed Boatman's debut collection will knock you down and kick you in the teeth. Alternatingly hysterical, grotesque, bizarre, and fantastic, Boatman's collection is a must-read for anyone itching to get their hands on fresh new fiction that pulls no punches. Ronald Damien Malfi, author of The Nature of Monsters and The Fall of Never Michael Boatman writes like a visitor from hell. Someone out on short term leave for bad behavior. I love this stuff. He's one of the new, and more than promising, writers making his mark, and a dark and wonderful mark it is. Joe R. Lansdale

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
What a dissapointment 18 Feb 2012
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I read the first story in this collection and thought, what a good take on peoples obsession with reality tv, but it was downhill from there, at first I thought maybe I am just too tired to take it in but I decided that the stream of conciousness style of writing was just coming across as the ramblings of someone who had taken way too many mind altering substances. Other reviewers have given this book 4 and 5 stars, so maybe it was just not my cup of tea, it might have read better with a large glass of vodka.
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A Wonderful Debut! 16 Oct 2007
Format:Paperback
Michael Boatman's debut collection is not one to miss by any means. He blends humor with horror, the strange with the unknown--and I loved it!
Reading through the pages, it just slipped right through my fingers, and before I knew it I was done with the book begging for there to be more. This is a full throttle effort on Boatman's part; his lure into the world of fiction is not an unforgettable ride. It will make you hungry for more! Guaranteed!
Boatman is a man to be on the lookout for!
-Joseph McGee, author of In the Wake of the Night, Phil's Place, Darkness Won't Rest: Phils Place II and SNOW HILL (June 2006)
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Fun, if amateur, debut collection. 17 Sep 2007
By Robert P. Beveridge - Published on Amazon.com
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Michael Boatman, God Laughs When You Die (Dybbuk Press, 2007)

"And you think you know Michael Boatman.", David J. Schow ends his introduction to Boatman's slim volume of short stories. And you may; Boatman is an actor who's starred in a number of highly-rated TV series (China Beach and Spin City among them). He's quite a comedic talent. Which makes it all the more weird that he's garnered a name for himself in the horror underground, publishing in places like Horror Garage and Red Scream. I will tell you right off the bat: knowing Boatman's TV work will not prepare you for these nine twisted tales. Being blurbed by Joe Lansdale and introduced by David Schow might, as the two were early lights of the splatterpunk movement. Don't let Lansdale's recent successful forays into the mystery world fool you, the guy knows his splat. And he likes Michael Boatman.

So do I, though not with quite as much enthusiasm. Boatman's stories are those of an amateur, albeit an inspired one; no one will be mistaking his work for that of Koja, Sarrantonio, Schow, or Lansdale for a while yet. The raw talent's obviously there, though. It just needs a bit of honing. Boatman is great for describing a situation, and has an ear for comparison (which Schow points out, with a few nasty examples from "Bloodbath at Landsdale Towers" as evidence), but like many authors who haven't been doing it for too long, he's seduced by the situations, and thus puts less thought into the characters he puts into those situations than he should. There are also some technical errors, though I'm more inclined to attribute those to a small press (and a dearth of editing/proofreading talent) than Boatman himself.

Still, cardboard characters aside, I'm not going to deny that these are some fun stores. "The Last American President" is an outright howler, probably the closest in the collection to what you think you know about Boatman. Any story that starts off with the pope suddenly turning into a mountain lion and eating Joan Collins is gonna be good. "The Ugly Truth", my favorite story here, is a good deal darker, and combines zombies with the diction and tone of a retold fairy tale. Gotta love it.

This is a first collection that shows potential, and I'll be watching Boatman's career as a writer while the rest of you watch TV. I'll let you know when he's going to be bigger in print than he is onscreen, because if he keeps working at it, he'll get there. ***
10 of 12 people found the following review helpful
Dark, Skanky, Funky Little Twisted Tales: Performance Art 18 Sep 2007
By Grady Harp - Published on Amazon.com
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GOD LAUGHS WHEN YOU DIE: Mean Little Stories from the Wrong Side of the Tracks - that's enough of a title tied with a terrific cover art borrowed from Hieronymus Bosch to make any inquisitive mind pick up this book. The fact that it is the debut outing of classy actor Michael Boatman adds to the impetus, but it is the settling in with these nine weird short stories that makes the reader realize that here is a new writing talent in the making. The stories could be read aloud and be considered as performance art, so full of wild imaginings and colorful creations, at times repulsively detailed explorations of body cavities and characters who drop in like gargoyles to keep the eye and the senses alert.

Where Boatman finds these ideas it at once curious and frightening. Yet he is able to tell the stories with a superb vocabulary that seems to ooze from the page like a jellied corpse attempting to rise. There is a lot of violence here, yet controlled with a sense of building tension for the reader to quickly turn the page for more detail. His 'characters' are flat like comic book figures - until they speak or do perverse and nasty deeds, and then they are strong enough to resemble memories from bad dreams or dyspepsia.

Sounds like a book that might be more than the average reader could swallow? Maybe. But it is definitely an art form looking for an incarnation and Boatman seems to be able to open and close each of the fairly brief stories like an able craftsman. If the 'book' feels dissociative, then that may be part of the purpose of choice of format. Whatever Michael Boatman has created here begs for development into a novel state, and perhaps being committed to a full-length book on one topic would hone the ideas and imagination with the skills he so obviously has at hand. Try it - but leave the night light on... Grady Harp, September 07
5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
fast, violent, and unsympathetic 6 May 2008
By Patricia J. Esposito - Published on Amazon.com
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Is the only resolution to violence more violence? It was in the hope of negating this idea that I had to keep reading Michael Boatman's short story collection God Laughs When You Die (Dybbuk Press, 2007). With a prose style that catapults the reader right into the action--right into violent action--it's hard not to keep turning the page, but at the end of every story, I also felt abandoned in nearly the same place I'd started. I've come to think that is the point. There is no resolution in these tales (oh, maybe a spot or two of light, but barely). Every violent act is avenged by something equally violent. The avengers in these tales come just as we pray for them; they even destroy the villain as we hope. But that's when the stories turn. Don't read these if you want justice. There is no customary healing. And left in this unsettled state, I keep looking back to the title, wondering if these brutal and callous worlds were created in a god's image or if gods have conformed to the brutality apparent in our imaginations. There's a rush to these stories that's good; there's also a lingering sickness that I think will appeal highly to some, and leave others with a vague distaste. Recommended for anyone in the mood for a sharp snap of unsympathetic, fast-paced, hard-hitting violence.
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