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God Hates You, Hate Him Back: Making Sense of The Bible [Kindle Edition]

CJ Werleman (Author)
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"His acid wit and delightfully humorous analysis of Biblical testament will have your neck cramping from continuously nodding in agreement. He meticulously scrutinises the Bible, chapter by thrilling chapter, articulating the many contradictions and indeed misconceptions that the religious conveniently overlook." -- Rusty Lime, November 16, 2009

"This book absolutely crucifies the argument for a benevolent creator. What's more, it uses the creationist's most-cited source to do it." --Daily Atheist, November 02, 2009

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God Hates You, Hate Him Back makes the ultimate case for the claim that the God of the Bible is the most wicked character in the pages of history. With a wit as dry as a martini, and the cross examination techniques of a seasoned lawyer, CJ Werleman lays out all sixty-six chapters of the Bible to present an irrefutable argument that indeed God hates us all. If you have never read or never fully understood The Bible then you will do no better than this unique, comedic, 21st century summary of the greatest story ever sold, or in Werleman’s own words ‘never read’. God Hates You, Hate Him Back provides you with an arsenal of Biblical facts, stories, mythology and assertions to ensure you victory in your next religious debate.
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21 of 22 people found the following review helpful
outrageously funny 27 Oct 2010
Format:Paperback
I didn't know what to make of this book at first, but then I realised what I had in my hand was a powerful, emotive and explosive book written by a man who is clearly passionate about his subject, but more then that - the book was hilarious!! I would simply love to have someone like Billy Connolly read this book out loud and I'm sure it would bring the house down. Reading through the book I admit I actually did have a few LOL moments.

That being said, the book does have an undertone of all seriousness. Sure we can laugh at the faithful and their backward belief system, but as CJ points out there are plenty of people who revere this pith as the absolute truth! CJs no holds bar attack on this cult is justified and venerable.

So I can recommend this book to anyone who wants to equip themselves with some prime-time,anti-religious quotations. You are guaranteed to find something great inside this little gem.
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26 of 28 people found the following review helpful
God lovers 15 Jan 2010
Format:Paperback
How many books do you read and make excuses up for the books main characters failings? None probably. But the exceptions are. Any religious text. And the one needing the most excuses is the Bible. Because lets be honest. It's full of rape, child abuse and murder. I'd never let my kids read it (although it does have a talking donkey in it. But no Ogres unfortunately).

This book is really for those people who, love god. Why? Because he really does hate you. Or If he doesn't hate you. Then at the most It's showing a great deal of disinterest in your well being.
If you are a religionista, try reading your "holy" book. And use "God hates you.." as a guide. Look things up for yourself and make your own mind up.

CJ Werleman has written a funny and entertaining book about our greatest mistake. And I implore all those of a religious bent to read it (which you won't). He points out the parts people gloss over (or even worse), Try to justify the main characters actions.

What have you got to loose?

Well done CJ. Excellent book. I look forward to more.
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33 of 36 people found the following review helpful
By Broga
Format:Paperback
As a combination of wit, facts and careful biblical research this book is exceptional. Even the Introduction is screamingly funny merely by stating facts garnered from reputable sources. If these, from the Introduction, do not make you laugh you either have no sense of humour or you are a USA bible belt christian:

93% of American households own at least one copy of the bible known, despite its sadism, grotesque sex and a god with an insatiable appetite for flattery, as "The Good Book."

More than 50% of High School seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah are a married couple.

The same percentage of Americans don't know Genesis is the first book of the Bible.

More than 20% think Moses was one of Jesus' disciples.

And yet a recent Rasmussen poll found 44% of Americans believe in the literal truth of the bible. This means they believe a talking snake encouraged a woman to eat an apple; a 900 year old man built an Arc to replenish humanity. And that is only from the Introduction. The only caution I offer is that when you read the book you could do yourself an injury laughing. But you will learn more about the bible, more entertainingly and based on serious research than you could imagine. I loved it.
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Excellent for annoying Christian friends
I found this very readable even if he stretches some of his conclusions to breaking point. He references 3 excellent quotes in the bible to show how women were second class... Read more
Published 1 day ago by minus32
Slightly too flippant
I am an atheist, angry at all the harmful things being done in the name of religion. I am a huge fan of Dawkins, and this book is nowhere near his standard. Read more
Published 4 days ago by Puychaud
Oh Dear!
I had great hopes for this book as I was very taken with the title and am certainly in sympathy with the basic premise. But, oh dear, what a disappointment! Read more
Published 1 month ago by EMPEM
Highly recommended!!!
I have never been a great reader of books, but I have to say, never in my life have I wanted to keep reading a book. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Nevil Wood
Biblical debunking at its best!
I defy anybody - be they of the charismatic 'happy clappy' religious persuasion, fence-straddling agnostic mind or rampant atheistic tendency, to read this and not find it very... Read more
Published 5 months ago by B. Towns
Love the Humor!
Funny as well as informative! When I read this, I felt like I was on a tour bus and the author was the tour guide pointing out the sites and cracking jokes.
Published 5 months ago by Jaypinions
Needs a good editor
I quite enjoyed this. Clearly the author has actually read his way through the whole bible, which you need to do in order to bring out the idiocies, cruelties, contradictions and... Read more
Published 5 months ago by J. Higgins
Juvenile
Laurence Mann's review probably says it all, but here is an example of the 'humour' to be found throughout this book:

"The opening passage of Hosea begins with God... Read more
Published 7 months ago by mindleftbody
BIBLICAL INJUSTICES!!
C.J. Werleman lived in Indonesia for almost ten years. He witnessed the suicide bombing in Bali, so is only too aware of the dangers of fundamental religion. Read more
Published 8 months ago by The Reader
Accessible, funny and informative
If, like me, you are an atheist or agnostic who has an interest in religion (in this case specifically of the Judeo-Christian brand) this book is an absolute riot. Read more
Published 12 months ago by D. Martin
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