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God Hates You, Hate Him Back: Making Sense of the Bible (Revised International Edition) [Paperback]

CJ Werleman
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10 Nov 2009
*** REVISED INTERNATIONAL ENGLISH VERSION *** God Hates You, Hate Him Back makes the ultimate case for the claim that the God of the Bible is the most wicked character in the pages of history. With a wit as dry as a martini, and the cross examination techniques of a seasoned lawyer, CJ Werleman lays out all sixty-six chapters of the Bible to present an irrefutable argument that indeed God hates us all. If you have never read or never fully understood The Bible then you will do no better than this unique, comedic, 21st century summary of the greatest story ever sold, or in Werleman’s own words ‘never read’. God Hates You, Hate Him Back provides you with an arsenal of Biblical facts, stories, mythology and assertions to ensure you victory in your next religious debate. “This book absolutely crucifies the argument for a benevolent creator. What’s more, it uses the creationist’s most-cited source to do it.” - dailyatheist.net

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  • Paperback: 302 pages
  • Publisher: Dangerous Little Books; Revised international ed edition (10 Nov 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 095642760X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0956427601
  • Product Dimensions: 22.9 x 15.2 x 1.6 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (70 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 35,064 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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CJ Werleman is the author of best seller God Hates You. Hate Him Back. Columnist for The Contributor. Contributor for Salon. Visit www.cjwerleman.com

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"His acid wit and delightfully humorous analysis of Biblical testament will have your neck cramping from continuously nodding in agreement. He meticulously scrutinises the Bible, chapter by thrilling chapter, articulating the many contradictions and indeed misconceptions that the religious conveniently overlook." -- Rusty Lime, November 16, 2009

"This book absolutely crucifies the argument for a benevolent creator. What's more, it uses the creationist's most-cited source to do it." --Daily Atheist, November 02, 2009

About the Author

In 2005 CJ Werleman experienced, first-hand, the appalling religiously motivated terrorist attacks on Bali. This further motivated him to warn his fellow humans of the perils of religious faith over common sense. He is a contributing columnist to the Bangkok Post and has been published in Inside Business Success. This is his first published book.

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35 of 39 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars outrageously funny 27 Oct 2010
I didn't know what to make of this book at first, but then I realised what I had in my hand was a powerful, emotive and explosive book written by a man who is clearly passionate about his subject, but more then that - the book was hilarious!! I would simply love to have someone like Billy Connolly read this book out loud and I'm sure it would bring the house down. Reading through the book I admit I actually did have a few LOL moments.

That being said, the book does have an undertone of all seriousness. Sure we can laugh at the faithful and their backward belief system, but as CJ points out there are plenty of people who revere this pith as the absolute truth! CJs no holds bar attack on this cult is justified and venerable.

So I can recommend this book to anyone who wants to equip themselves with some prime-time,anti-religious quotations. You are guaranteed to find something great inside this little gem.
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40 of 45 people found the following review helpful
By Broga
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As a combination of wit, facts and careful biblical research this book is exceptional. Even the Introduction is screamingly funny merely by stating facts garnered from reputable sources. If these, from the Introduction, do not make you laugh you either have no sense of humour or you are a USA bible belt christian:

93% of American households own at least one copy of the bible known, despite its sadism, grotesque sex and a god with an insatiable appetite for flattery, as "The Good Book."

More than 50% of High School seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah are a married couple.

The same percentage of Americans don't know Genesis is the first book of the Bible.

More than 20% think Moses was one of Jesus' disciples.

And yet a recent Rasmussen poll found 44% of Americans believe in the literal truth of the bible. This means they believe a talking snake encouraged a woman to eat an apple; a 900 year old man built an Arc to replenish humanity. And that is only from the Introduction. The only caution I offer is that when you read the book you could do yourself an injury laughing. But you will learn more about the bible, more entertainingly and based on serious research than you could imagine. I loved it.
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34 of 39 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars God lovers 15 Jan 2010
How many books do you read and make excuses up for the books main characters failings? None probably. But the exceptions are. Any religious text. And the one needing the most excuses is the Bible. Because lets be honest. It's full of rape, child abuse and murder. I'd never let my kids read it (although it does have a talking donkey in it. But no Ogres unfortunately).

This book is really for those people who, love god. Why? Because he really does hate you. Or If he doesn't hate you. Then at the most It's showing a great deal of disinterest in your well being.
If you are a religionista, try reading your "holy" book. And use "God hates you.." as a guide. Look things up for yourself and make your own mind up.

CJ Werleman has written a funny and entertaining book about our greatest mistake. And I implore all those of a religious bent to read it (which you won't). He points out the parts people gloss over (or even worse), Try to justify the main characters actions.

What have you got to loose?

Well done CJ. Excellent book. I look forward to more.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Bad bad bad 9 Jan 2014
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So badly written it's shocking. I honestly can't understand why this book got so many rave reviews. The humour is bad and clumsy, homophobic, sexist, trying too hard to be funny and falling way short, and the references are often obscure and only relevant to the writer. There's repetition all the way through, evidence of an extreme lack of good editing. It has all the hallmarks of being a self published book, written for Kindle but then badly converted as there's glitches all the way through too. The only plus is that he's done a load of research so I'll give him that.
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17 of 21 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars ah, freethought and honesty! 6 May 2010
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I loved this book to bits!

It's everything that 'Scriptural Criticism' should be - sassy, irreverent, funny and accurate.

If you are an atheist (as I am) you won't find anything new in this book as it hoists 'The Good Book' on its own petard. What you will find is a deliciously witty writing style. There are plenty of 'typos' and loads of poor grammar but that doesn't matter; even the finest leather has flaws in it.

The Bible can be attacked from many directions, of course, and C. J. Werleman doesn't approach his task with the profundity of a Stenger, Grayling or Berg. Not for this author the finer philosophical arguments.

Werleman examines the bare text as-it-stands and isn't incumbered by 'reverence', 'awe' or 'humility. This approach allows him to take the Bible at its word and challenge it on its own terms.

This book would be an ideal gift for the 'nominal' Christian in your life. You know, those folk who 'think' that they are C of E but who have never actually read the Bible.

Werleman's down-to-earth treatment of the bronze-age compendium of clap-trap that has shaped, ruined and cost so many lives is just the sort of thing that might succeed in getting the wishy-washy, cafeteria Christian types to admit that there is a great deal wrong with the foundation stone of their faith.

Well done C. J. and dangerous little books. More of the same, please

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5.0 out of 5 stars I love it
Published 1 day ago by Kavy
5.0 out of 5 stars Nailed it
Very good uses the bible to discredit all the nonsense spoken about the bible.
Love and Peace I dont think so.
Moral guide? No. So very much no.
Published 3 days ago by mark baxter
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Just brilliant, pick the bones out of this all you god nutters.
Published 10 days ago by Edwin Nall
5.0 out of 5 stars Recommended for Jehovah's witnesses
You can't make sense of the bible. Here's why.
Published 10 days ago by Paul Lewis
2.0 out of 5 stars Infantile.
As an atheist I agree with the underlying premise, but this is a bad book.
I only got it because it had a provocative title and was cheap. Read more
Published 13 days ago by Ghoti666
1.0 out of 5 stars What a disappointment !
Do not waste your money on this garbage. This foul mouthed author appears to be totally ignorant of the fact that many of the myths, especially in the book of Genesis,are of great... Read more
Published 21 days ago by Mungojerry
4.0 out of 5 stars Good book
Good and funny read about a bad and funny book. Learn about the bible this way, much less boring and tedious
Published 1 month ago by pw garnett
4.0 out of 5 stars What you don't get taught in Sunday school
A fascinating romp through the 'book of book's. Frankly, this is the sort of book that we should encourage being taught as part of religious education. Read more
Published 2 months ago by SaphronPearlCar
1.0 out of 5 stars this book is juvenile, there are much better books written on this...
I disliked the authors writing style and simplistic analysis. If you are interested in this subject then I would recommend: the Bible Unearthed by Israel Finkelstein
Published 2 months ago by Paul
1.0 out of 5 stars God hates me so much, he made me waste money on this book
Not much to add. It's just not that interesting. There is not as much swearing as other reviewers have made out. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Il Papa
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