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God Emperor of Didcot: Chronicles of Isambard Smith, Book 2 [Kindle Edition]

Toby Frost
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The second installment in the chronicles of Isambard Smith - Captain in the service of the British Space Empire - and of his android pilot Polly Carveth and loyal and noble friend the psychopathic alien headhunter, Suruk. Tea... a beverage brewed from the fermented dried leaves of the shrub Camellia sinensis and imbibed by all the great civilisations in the galaxy's history; a source of refreshment, stimulation and, above all else, of moral fibre - without which the British Space Empire must surely crumble to leave Earth at the mercy of its enemies. Sixty per cent of the Empire's tea is grown on one world: Urn, principal planet of the Didcot system. If Earth is to keep fighting, the tea must flow. When a crazed cult leader overthrows the government of Urn, Isambard Smith and his vaguely competent crew find themselves saddled with new allies: a legion of tea-obsessed nomads, an overly-civilised alien horde and a commando unit so elite that it only has five members. Only together can they defeat the self-proclaimed God Emperor of Didcot and confront the true power behind the coup: the sinister legions of the Ghast Empire and Smith's old enemy, Commander 462.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 509 KB
  • Print Length: 320 pages
  • Publisher: Myrmidon Books (15 Oct 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language English
  • ASIN: B0047GMEIY
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)
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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful
More tea vicar? 18 Sep 2008
Format:Paperback
A jolly good read, don't you know. If Lady Chatterly's Lover can be summed up as a useful book about gamekeeping, then the God Emperor of Didcot is an absolutely essential read for any budding religious despot who wants to control the world's tea supplies. To those of that mind I wholeheartedly recommend this book, because it will show you rotters that so long as tea drinking British people live and breathe, then you jolly well will not succeed in your evil despicable plans for world domination. Mocks the British. Mocks religious nutters. Mocks Prog Rock. Extols the virtues of the plucky underdog, so long as they drink tea. The Verulam Writer's Circle must be jolly proud of Toby and if they really have helped Toby fufill his destiny, then it a big hurrah to them. HURRAH! An absolutely splendid effort. It is too long a wait till the next book and I bet it's a hardback next time as well.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
By Geeb
Format:Paperback
This second outing (no, not like that) for Captain Smith & his intrepid Crew is well worth investing your pennies in. Thwarting the dastardly Ghasts & awful Edenites as they try to undermine the Empire by stealing our Tea

Roll on book 3
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
You might call Isambard Smith the Anti-Flashman, though the covers at first seem similar. But look closely at that cover. Does Smith have a scantly clad woman draped around his leg? No, he's got a dead body at his feet and holding a cup of hot tea. Proper.

Smith is about as different to Flashman as you can get. He's not a womanizer, a coward, or a bully for one (well, three) thing(s). About the only thing they have in common is a decent mustache. But Smith isn't a larger than life hero without flaws. Outside of a good fight he's downright awkward, especially around members of the opposite sex. But he also embodies everything we're meant to see in the British Space Empire - noble and refined, with its citizens carrying a stiff upper lip and not dealing with things like "feelings" in public. Dreadnought Diplomacy is alive and well. When one speaks of "civilizing" an alien culture, it refers to how the iron fist is used if talking sensibly to the silly buggers didn't work.

Smith's long time friend is a Morlock (or M'Lak) called Suruk the Slayer (Doom Purveyor, Son of Agshad Nine-Swords, Grandson of Urgar the Miffed). The M'Lak look vaguely like a thin version of the Predator but their personality better fits the "noble savage" archetype from classic adventure literature like King Solomon's Mines

To act as a foil to Smith and Suruk are two women: Pollyanna Carveth, a fugitive sex toy masquerading as the ship's pilot, and Rhianna Mitchell, a New-New Age hippie herbalist from the American Free States (think California). Despite the fact she is so unlike Smith - or perhaps because of it - he can't help but fall head over heals for her, nor can he help but blow almost every opportunity he has to score with her.

Like Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, parody and satire infuses much of the novels. Frost pokes fun at the Martians from H.G. Wells, the trenchcoats and sunglasses in The Matrix, and everything in between. While these parodies sometimes stick out as a little obvious in the first novel, by the second Frost has found his rhythm and the references are more seamlessly interwoven with the narrative.

The series is set in a future where the British Empire has risen once more, and with it an aesthetic throwback to late colonial England. The architecture is New Gothic, ships are designed with brasswork cogs and levers, and while the computers have normal displays, numbers are often displayed with rotating dials and a handy ticker-tape that prints out relevant information.

God Emperor of Didcot has Smith and his crew try to recapture Urn, principal planet of the Didcot System and supplier of sixty percent of the Empire's tea. This may not seem like such a big deal at first, but science has shown that tea with milk produces more Moral Fiber in humans than any other drink, and that this was the key to the first British Empire's success. If mankind is to survive the Ghast invasion, the tea must flow. To succeed they'll need the help of a commando unit so elite there are only five members, and Smith will have to visit Suruk's clan, who have recently gone under some rather dramatic cultural changes.

In both novels you can be assured of lots of laughs, tons of movie and book references, awkward romance, and a jolly good kick up old Gertie's backside. I'm particularly impressed how Frost has avoided the temptation of making the battles like an episode of G.I. Joe (where lots of shots are fired yet nobody gets hurt) just because it's a comedy.

(I also reviewed the first in this series, Space Captain Smith, so there is some overlap here)
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
A great read
Excellent! Imagine 'Carry on Firefly' and you are nearly there. I read all three one after the other. More please!
Published 4 months ago by Sir Sidney Ruff Diamond
Better than the first
I bought the trilogy all at the same time and it was just as well that I did as I might not have continued after the first one (Space Captain Smith (Chronicles of Isambard Smith)). Read more
Published 14 months ago by DarrenHF
Highly recommended silliness
An excellent sequel to the original Isambard Smith novel. Which sees our manly mustachio'd hero really get to grips with the war with the Ghasts as they and their dastardly minions... Read more
Published 14 months ago by Ed F
Tea time for Gertie
I've reviewed the first in the series so just wanted to add that this one is even better. Same loveable cast with a better balance and pacing to the story. Read more
Published 19 months ago by Dr. D. R. Purchase
Not just another "Bored of the Rings"
Fresh from a full-on assault on the entire sci-fi genre with Space Captain Smith, Toby Frost has this time around focused more narrowly on a particular target: Dune. Read more
Published 19 months ago by John Middleton
Disappointing
Toby Frost's books promise high farce laced with classic science fiction but fail to deliver on either count. Read more
Published 23 months ago by Peej Maybe
Hillarious and fun..!
This is a really fun book, as good as a standup comic for entertainment -but being a book lasts as long as you want to read it. Read more
Published on 29 July 2009 by G. A. Hurd
Fast paced and funny
This is the second in the Space Captain Smith series and whilst the first book is good this second book is much better. Read more
Published on 2 July 2009 by Dani
More silly fun
This is the second of the Space Captain Smith books and it continues to be a great fun book while maintaining the ludicrous running gags of the first.
Published on 11 May 2009 by DoctorMonkey
Space age spiffing!
The excellent Isambard Smith series continues as it measn to go on, namely to reach the ranks of its natural predecessor, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy. Read more
Published on 19 Jan 2009 by M. Cunliffe
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