I suffer from what some people might refer to as a `Chode' (see urban dictionary; but no, my penis does not look like Justin Bieber), but thanks to this product my well kept penis is the talk of the town, and not because its wider than it is long but because of how well maintained it is! They say, `wow, your penis looks really shiny today' and `have you given your pubs highlights?' and finally, `Sir, can you step off the bus and stop exposing yourself to old people and children'. As soon as I get out of jail I will go straight home and give my pubic hair a perm, my penis a wax and hit the town in my ass-less chaps!