Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance picks up some years after the conclusion of the last instalment. We find Johnny Blaze (Nic Cage) hiding away, trying to contain The Rider and stop from unleashing his furious vengeance. Suddenly, the Devil (Ciarán Hinds -
The Debt) has a love-child, Danny, and it's up to Johnny Blaze to keep the two from reuniting and becoming all-powerful. Assisted by the alcoholic but formidable monk Moreau (Idris Elba -
Thor) and the boy's natural mother (Violante Placido) the trio will stop at nothing to get Danny back.
GR works because it's about a flaming skeleton avenging people's sins, it's light-hearted and doesn't take itself too seriously, heck, there is even a scene where we get to see The Rider urinate like a flame-thrower. But that is maybe good for one film, not an entire series and as a result; the story here is tenuous and uninspired. Cage really does take this one to the wall and goes 'hyper-Cage' in a couple of the scenes where he trying to 'hold back' The Rider accompanied by some rather dubiously-rendered CGI and it's all a bit laughable. As in, not the good kind of laughter. The ridiculous & over-extended scenes of Cage laughing manically on a motorcycle - clearly in front of a green-screen - as he speeds around and gradually devolves into The Rider stands out for some serious ridicule. Just when you think it can't get any worse, they make it clear that they have left the door open for a third instalment (God forbid!) the same as before but The Rider flames are blue this time instead of yellow...right.
The film even makes a point in the voice-over at the start to mention that the Ghost-Rider will see all your sins: "That little white-lie, that illegal-download"!! Which made me laugh a lot, as it's accompanied by an on-screen search-light panning left & right across the fourth-wall. What a joke - a movie is not the place to take up the piracy argument...
The story is just insane, trying to put it together in a logical fashion might induce some sort of brain haemorrhage and only the cool decaying effects that the film uses will make me remember this in any positive light. Despite being well shot across multiple Eastern-European locations and a cinematic experience for the most part it's probably not worth your time or money if we're honest. Watch at your peril.