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Gay Men Don't Get Fat

Gay Men Don't Get Fat [Kindle Edition]

Simon Doonan
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Praise for GAY MEN DON'T GET FAT by Simon Doonan: "Simon Doonan is one funny gay nugget." --Chelsea Handler "If I were really short, gay, and way funnier than I am now, I would try to pass myself off as Simon Doonan." --Malcolm Gladwell "Simon Doonan is the Auntie Mame every up-and-coming future legend should have, the gay best friend who always gives it to you straight." --RuPaul "Simon writes like a lethal combo of Robert Benchley and Dorothy Parker. I laughed so hard while reading this book I nearly split my Spanx." --Joan Rivers "The most un-tragic book about being gay ever written." --John Waters "Dining with Mr. Doonan is like lunching with the 'Jersey Shore'-era grandnephew of Oscar Wilde....there are times when his thoughts on the sexual orientation of food can be unexpectedly eye-opening." --Jeff Gordinier, "The New York Times"" ""[D]eliciously mischievous wit...Doonan is the David Sedaris of the style universe." --Christopher Muther, "The Boston Globe"" ""Blisteringly funny." --"Kirkus Reviews"" ""["Gay Men Don't Get Fat]" will certainly have you laughing until your sides hurt." --Alyssa Vingan, "Marie Claire"" ""In addition to educating those not-in-the-know, Doonan regales readers with tongue-in-cheek commentary and witchy barbs that bespeak a more militant Joan Rivers." --"Publishers Weekly"" ""The sense of humor ... is matched by a very real motivation to empower women."--Kerry Pieri, "Harper's Bazaar"

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Simon Doonan knows that when it comes to style, the gays are the chosen people. A second anthropological truth comes to him midway through a turkey burger with no bun, at an otherwise hetero barbecue: Do the straight people have any idea how many calories are in the guacamole? In this hilarious discourse on and guide to the well-lived life, Doonan goes far beyond the secrets to eating like the French—he proves that gay men really are French women, from their delight in fashion, to their brilliant choices in accessories and décor, to their awe-inspiring ability to limit calorie intake. A Gucci-wearing Margaret Mead at heart, Doonan offers his own inimitable life experiences and uncanny insights into makes gay people driven to live every day feeling their best, and proves that they have just as much—and possibly better—wisdom, advice, and inspiration beyond the same old diet and exercise tips.

So put down that bag of Pirate’s Booty and pick up this fierce and fabulous book. From slimming jaunts through Capri in the evening to an intrepid “Bear” hunt (if you have to ask, you have to read this book and find out for yourself), Gay Men Don’t Get Fat is the ultimate approach to a glamorous lifestyle—plus, you are guaranteed to laugh away the pounds!

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 473 KB
  • Print Length: 265 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0399158731
  • Publisher: Plume; 1 edition (5 Jan 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0064VPUZO
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 1.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #320,353 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Awful 14 Dec 2013
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Really couldn't make it more than a couple of chapters through this. I think it may have been aimed at a different target audience, or perhaps I hadn't sufficiently absorbed who the hell Simon Doonan was, but "we gays" is not a phrase I want to see used with any kind of seriousness, casually reducing everyone with a shared sexual orientation into a set of elderly stereotypes as if Doonan were the authority on every single other gay man in existence. Horrid.
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1.0 out of 5 stars I don't like Simon Doonan anymore 21 April 2012
By MK-NY - Published on
I absolutely loved "confessions of a window dresser", loved some of Simon Doonan's other books, died laughing with his TV show "beautiful people", and I also love everything Jonathan Adler so I obviously bought the book as soon as it came out.
Huge mistake. I don't like Simon Doonan anymore. His book is condescending to women, seems like it's been written by a bitter middle aged guy, and worst of all, it's not funny. At all.
I've tried my best but I had to put it down.
11 of 13 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Mixed feelings 27 Feb 2012
By Larry Gentry - Published on
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I'm sure the humor and cultural references will appeal to gay men of a certain age and identification, but I couldn't finish it.
32 of 42 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Some books aren't worth the paper they are written on, nor the minimum requisite one star. 27 Feb 2012
By Victor Weinblatt - Published on
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The snarky ramblings of a self-important, self-indulgent, self-appointed gay guru. An amusing premise, that gay men are simply smart & stylish French women with penises, is tortured and dragged out (pun intended) into an endless, superficial stream of drivel. Barney's needs a new fashion director and this publisher needs better authors. Tasteless, humorless, and sans style. Don't burn your money by buying it. Should be placed on the express cart to the remainder table where it will instantly crumble into a heap of fluff and further poison the environment!
13 of 17 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Bob 16 Feb 2012
By Bobillinois49 - Published on
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As a gay man who has been out of the closet for more than 30 years, this was the most ridiculous book I have ever read. For a small elite segment of the population, the book may be erudite, witty, snarky, and bitchy. But I thought it was a tired look at an ever decreasing size of the gay population which is tired, boring and not representative of today's culture!! It was a waste of time and money, even at Amazon's generously reduced prices. Saved your time and your money.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Great Read - but Rise Above the Stereotypes Already! 21 Nov 2012
By N. Panc - Published on
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Granted, there are certain things a book geared towards a gay audience must provide - fashion, girlfriends and lifestyle faux pas' being some of the most vital ones - but come on. I caught myself chuckling to some remarks - and although wanting to throw the book across the room many a time (for shamelessly sticking to the gay stereotypes, of course), I was captured. Doonan definitely has a voice - and a funny one at that. Just because I don't agree with the fact that all us gay guys live and die for fashion, doesn't mean that it isnt funny. After all, what did I expect - picking up a book with a man in a flower shirt on the cover? No florals in my closet. I give it 3 stars as I got through three chapters and found them funny. However, since the theme/content did not change that deep into the book - nor did the author offer anything else (humor included) that I have heard/read a thousand times before, I cast it aside. Would I recommend it, sure thing. Would I buy friends a copy? Nope. I think its time to move beyond the overdone stereotypes.
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