BILL is kidnapped by a satyr - a mythical creature (half human, half goat) - and a transvestite satyr at that, in Bill, the Galactic Hero ... On the Planet of Tasteless Pleasure by Harry Harrison and David Bischoff. Wisely ignoring the Bottled Brains fiasco, the story apparently continues from where Robot Slaves left off. Anyway, Bill finds himself in the paradisical Fields of Ozymandias, a place where mythological creatures run rampant and generally have a good time. Bill meets, and falls in love with, the indescribably beautiful Irma Feritayl (a girl with a serious cat fixation), but his plans of seduction fail when Irma is abducted by a frightening avian ghetto blaster mutation! Now, from here on things start getting a little bit complicated. For reasons that you don't need to know right now, Bill ends up with a dead and mouldering dove around his neck. He can only have the offending dove removed on the completion of two tasks: the rescue of Irma, and the achievement of a truce with the Chingers. With its rapidly moving plot, this story can be a little confusing at times; while it isn't up to the standards of the first two books, it is a definite improvement on the third. Watch out for some crazy surreal moments such as the wild west shootout at the No-Go Corral against outlaw spermatozoa!