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GREETINGS EARTHLINGS My name is Appleton and I come from the Planet Reginta Kindle Edition

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 1574 KB
  • Print Length: 240 pages
  • Publisher: John Bergeron; 1.8 edition (15 Mar. 2014)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00ACB3KTA
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  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars 2 customer reviews
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #1,007,987 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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A very strange book, but surprisingly enjoyable once you get used to the writing style. Very easy to read, wont win any awards, but nice to dip into when bored.
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Enjoyed it. Good book to lose yourself in with quite a well thought out story line. Not quite Terry Pratchet but good enough to keep me interested to the end.
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Amazon.com: HASH(0x924888ac) out of 5 stars 3 reviews
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HASH(0x92497618) out of 5 stars Worth reading - amusing 24 Dec. 2012
By Ariel Turkienicz - Published on Amazon.com
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It's a fun book to read, I would say. Not your classic science fiction book, definitely different and interesting style. Nicely written, funny and intelligent.
HASH(0x9248d2dc) out of 5 stars Gave up after twenty percent. 30 July 2014
By Jeff Dawson - Published on Amazon.com
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I gave up after the twenty percent mark. I have no idea what the story is about. Is it a satire on our world today? Perhaps. Regardless, there are too many good books on the TBR. Moving on.
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HASH(0x9248bb4c) out of 5 stars Greetings Earthlings 6 Dec. 2012
By The Brotherhood - Published on Amazon.com
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Greetings to all Earthlings. My name is Massage DeMessuer and I am from the planet Reginta in the Omega Centauri Globular cluster.
Appleton, along with his collaborator J. Jack Bergeron, has written this book without the final approval of the Reginta Brotherhood. We have been unable to contact Appleton and would like to ask anyone reading this to contact us by email at MassageDeMessuer@OmegaCentauriGlobularCluster.MKGalaxy.
Please be patience as this star cluster is approximately 16,000 light years away, and it may take a few hundred years before you get an answer even when sending it by hyper-quad-dimensional com-stream communications.

PS: I'm not sure what the five star rating is all about, but I'm giving this book five stars because we have millions of stars in our Globular cluster and five stars is closer to that number than one is.
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