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GREETINGS EARTHLINGS My name is Appleton and I come from the Planet Reginta [Kindle Edition]

J. Jack Bergeron
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)

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Book Description

My name is Appleton, and I come from the planet Reginta in the Omega Centauri Globular cluster.

I would like to thank J. Jack Bergeron for co-writing this book with me since as an extraterrestrial life form from another planet, I am not trained in audible communication. This book has been written because we have officially decided to reveal ourselves as having visited your planet.
This should resolve all the controversies that have been going on for ages on Earth as to whether extraterrestrial life and UFOs actually exist.

We tell the truth about the following topics:

What Stonehenge, the Lockness Monster, Phoenix lights, and crop circles are about.
The truth about Noah's flood, Roswell incident, the Face on Mars, Bigfoot/Sasquatch, Barney and Betty Hill, Marshall Applewhite, and others.
How humans got out of Africa.
How humans migrated to the Americas.
How the Egyptian pyramids and Great Wall of China were influenced.
As of Nov 6th we guarantee that we have no more "representation" in the Democratic and Republican parties.
Our technology is so advanced, it has allowed us to travel to heaven and back.
All atheists should read this book.
God has an opinion of this book, we're just not sure what it is yet.

Many other topics are disclosed . . . here . . .
. . . . . . . . . . .
-> I would like to interrupt this dialogue.
My name is Massage DeMessuer, and I am the extraterrestrial ruler from where Appleton comes from.
I would like to thank Amazon publishing and J. Jack Bergeron for letting me interrupt Appleton's "alien invasion of Earth" in this description.
We may be placing him under arrest to deal with his transgressions.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 1573 KB
  • Print Length: 240 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0987846817
  • Publisher: John Bergeron; 1.8 edition (15 Mar. 2014)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00ACB3KTA
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #886,454 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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4.0 out of 5 stars Good fun 27 Dec. 2013
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Enjoyed it. Good book to lose yourself in with quite a well thought out story line. Not quite Terry Pratchet but good enough to keep me interested to the end.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Interesting..ish 24 Mar. 2013
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A very strange book, but surprisingly enjoyable once you get used to the writing style. Very easy to read, wont win any awards, but nice to dip into when bored.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Worth reading - amusing 24 Dec. 2012
By Ariel Turkienicz - Published on Amazon.com
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It's a fun book to read, I would say. Not your classic science fiction book, definitely different and interesting style. Nicely written, funny and intelligent.
2.0 out of 5 stars Gave up after twenty percent. 30 July 2014
By Jeff Dawson - Published on Amazon.com
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I gave up after the twenty percent mark. I have no idea what the story is about. Is it a satire on our world today? Perhaps. Regardless, there are too many good books on the TBR. Moving on.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Greetings Earthlings 6 Dec. 2012
By The Brotherhood - Published on Amazon.com
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Greetings to all Earthlings. My name is Massage DeMessuer and I am from the planet Reginta in the Omega Centauri Globular cluster.
Appleton, along with his collaborator J. Jack Bergeron, has written this book without the final approval of the Reginta Brotherhood. We have been unable to contact Appleton and would like to ask anyone reading this to contact us by email at MassageDeMessuer@OmegaCentauriGlobularCluster.MKGalaxy.
Please be patience as this star cluster is approximately 16,000 light years away, and it may take a few hundred years before you get an answer even when sending it by hyper-quad-dimensional com-stream communications.

PS: I'm not sure what the five star rating is all about, but I'm giving this book five stars because we have millions of stars in our Globular cluster and five stars is closer to that number than one is.
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