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A Listmania! list by Magnum Valentino "Preserving the integrity of the five-star review" (Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico)
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The Ringer [DVD]
1.  The Ringer [DVD] DVD ~ Johnny Knoxvile
The list author says:
  "Is nothing sacred? Johnny Knoxville acts like he's disabled to win the special olympics or something. I seem to have put a mental block on the circumstances that led to having seen it."
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Date Movie [DVD]
2.  Date Movie [DVD] DVD ~ Alyson Hannigan
The list author says:
  "See that huge 'unseen' on the cover? Why is it that that's never true?"
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The Crow - Wicked Prayer [DVD]
3.  The Crow - Wicked Prayer [DVD] DVD ~ The Crow
The list author says:
  "With Ed Furlong, Angel Boreanaz, Dennis Hopper, Tara Reid and MACY GRAY this is surely the most bizarrely cast and least desired sequel ever made."
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The Wicker Man - Director's Cut [DVD]
4.  The Wicker Man - Director's Cut [DVD] DVD ~ Nicolas Cage
The list author says:
  "You know when people say something is flawless? This is the polar opposite of that, I don't mean it has SOME flaws. It's ALL flaws. "NOT THE BEES, AAAARRGHHHHBURBLEGURBLE!""
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Evan Almighty [DVD] [2007]
5.  Evan Almighty [DVD] [2007] DVD ~ Steve Carell
The list author says:
  "Did they know when they were writing Bruce Almighty that they were going to excrete a sequel based on minor character Evan just because his name made a pun? So completely awful."
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Flushed Away [DVD]
6.  Flushed Away [DVD] DVD ~ Kate Winslet
The list author says:
  "Embarassingly British kids' tosh. Features a young woman in Union Jack trousers. Really? In 2006? And 'Bohemian Like You' AND 'Are You Gonna Be My Girl' on the soundtrack? REALLY? IN 2006!?"
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Dumb and Dumberer [DVD] [2003]
7.  Dumb and Dumberer [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Derek Richardson
The list author says:
  "Please, just, f**k off."
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Alien Resurrection [1997] [DVD]
8.  Alien Resurrection [1997] [DVD] DVD ~ Sigourney Weaver
The list author says:
  "Joss Whedon and and excellent, excellent cast couldn't save this from turning out a poorly executed, muddled death knell."
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Alvin And The Chipmunks [DVD] [2007]
9.  Alvin And The Chipmunks [DVD] [2007] DVD ~ Jason Lee
The list author says:
  "Wh...How...WHY HAVE I SEEN THIS?"
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Dracula 3000 [2004] [DVD]
10.  Dracula 3000 [2004] [DVD] 
The list author says:
  "Apparently Dracula 2,999 tanking wasn't reason enough to end the longest-running franchise in the history of things, and this is without doubt the worst."
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Resident Evil - Apocalypse [DVD] [2004]
11.  Resident Evil - Apocalypse [DVD] [2004] DVD ~ Sienna Guillory
The list author says:
  "It was bad enough they took a FEW character names and places from the awesome games and bastardized the name, but this second movie commits the worst crime: it turned the Nemesis into a p*ssy."
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Quantum of Solace [DVD] [2008]
12.  Quantum of Solace [DVD] [2008] DVD ~ Daniel Craig
The list author says:
  "Astronomically dull outing where Bond combats... terrori...businessm...um...a dictator? For...land? With a Russian girl who is clearly Puerto Rican."
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Burn After Reading [DVD]
13.  Burn After Reading [DVD] DVD ~ George Clooney
The list author says:
  "Quite unforgiveable laurel-resting, unsalvageable despite its roster of talent."
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How To Lose Friends And Alienate People [DVD] [2008]
14.  How To Lose Friends And Alienate People [DVD] [2008] DVD ~ Robert B. Weide
The list author says:
  "I think you're meant to hate everyone in this film: Pegg, Bridges, Fox as default of course, all jerks. The only character you're meant to like has the misfortune of being played by Kirsten Dunst."
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The Spirit [DVD]
15.  The Spirit [DVD] DVD ~ Samuel L. Jackson
The list author says:
  "Well now. What have we here? Some poison and penile blood and bits of cat sick that came to life and became a film? Who would want to see that? Oh. A nurse's uniform, you say..."
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Next [DVD]
16.  Next [DVD] DVD ~ Nicolas Cage
The list author says:
  "Jessica Biel tells Cage's character he has a nice shirt and he entusiastically chimes "you think?" like a total bore. Why does no-one in Hollywood see we all think he's ridiculous?"
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