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  • Paperback: 576 pages
  • Publisher: Ebury Press (4 Nov 2004)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0091897661
  • ISBN-13: 978-0091897666
  • Product Dimensions: 19.8 x 15.2 x 4.4 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 14,078 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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'An outstanding up-to-date anthology', Sunday Times

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Whether for the loo or bedside entertainment or as a work of reference or self-improvement The Funniest Thing You Never Said is the biggest and best humorous quotation book there is - a complete one-stop shop of witty one liners. Quotations are ordered not by A-Z, but by thematic categories: love; business; religion; celebrity, you name it, every category is covered. The collection includes all the classics from Oscar Wilde to Winston Churchill, Dorothy Parker to Groucho Marx but also mines many new hidden gems from lesser lights and includes many contemporary quotes by everyone from Jilly Cooper to Jonathan Ross. A standard companion for new collectors, and a fresh perspective for serious quotation addicts.

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5.0 out of 5 stars A Coffee Table Classic, 23 Jan 2005
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My partner got this book for Christmas and never got a look in! Once I had picked it up I couldn't put it down until I had read it from cover to cover.

You will find quotes on every subject imaginable and they range from droll observations to cleverly witty to downright pee your pants hilarious! Only the totally humourless wouldn't find themselves laughing out loud.

This book makes an excellent gift.

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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The funniest Thing You Never Said., 15 Nov 2008
I saw this book on this lovely site, read the front cover and thought they'd be ideal for my Dad and my friend Scott's Christmas presents last year. They were huge successes. I think everyone in my house has sat and read huge chunks of it and laughed out loud. And Scott says he didn't manage to start it for a week because his mum found it, read a page and wouldn't put it down!It's a fantastic book and absolutely hillarious.

Laura, 15.
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17 of 18 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars brilliant, 2 May 2007
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I love collecting quotations so what better than a whole big book of them?! To top it off with a cherry they're all hillarious. The books is divided into different topics and sometimes further subdivided which should help you find ones appropriate to an occasion if necessary. There are quotes from Presidents to singers, actors and, lo and behold, comedians. A great mix for different tastes.
If you know anyone who tends to sway towards books like this as opposed to novels I'd strongly recommend it as a gift.... and then get one for yourself. :)
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