Here's the story.
Thanks to a load of second-rate World leaders a lot of bad stuff’s been happening. Britain has escaped the fiasco called Europe but like most other countries is almost bankrupt. A new, young Prime Minister thinks he knows how to sort things out. Yeah right! First job? - cut the rising pensions bill. How will that work? you ask. Heyup! Things are getting better. Everybody's happy. Something is up. Something is definitely up.
Brits reaching retirement age start indulging in high risk activities. It’s rumoured food additives and subliminal satellite signals are being used to control their behaviour. Has the Government’s secret OMEGA plan been launched? Stoke's schitzo police chief is busy growing mushrooms in the basement at Police HQ. He appears to oppose the Government but who knows what whackos like him are really thinking? Same goes for the randy family doctor, his man-eating nurse, a rabble-rousing priest and the socialite swingers who run 'Rainbow's End,' the ultimate retirement-activity home. The elusive Phantom Intellectual from Stoke wants to save the World. Oh yes… there are more odd characters. Think Monty Python meets Jim Carey.
During a three person organ transplant/exchange operation the PM's lifetime ambition to become a woman is realised and the Police Chief and Priest exchange courting tackle. Sounds almost like real life doesn't it?
Helped by a beautiful Princess soon to become Hereditory Ruler, Rainbow's End pensioners, British Spooks, Mafia hitmen and CIA agents go to Spain where the Prime Minister is recuperating after a sex-change operation. The teams join forces to capture the Prime Minister and take him... her back to the UK to face a sensational media-trial, where the bad guys will hopefully get it up the ass and the good guys… well... why not read the story?
OK... just a couple of snippets.
Keep your safety-belt fastened - the laughs sneak up on you out of nowhere.
Computers can't be trusted.
There’s a very weepy, happy, twisty ending.
No pensioners were harmed during the writing of this story.
This book contains nutty characters.