Book Description
Whaddayer want? Uh? UH?? Well, over its seven year production, I never skimped for one second on quality, sheer graft, or even shoe leather - whenever necessary - in order to bring you the LOT! YES! YOU!
FULL BACON JACKET has wild, offbeat comedy, ascerbic wit, liver-grinding pathos, head-banging irony, adrenaline-surfing sex, puns, parody, hyperbole, litotes, satire and, of course, insanity. There's a nerve-clanking chase, a bitter lesson; naturally, a twist in the tail and even a handy little omelet recipe, just in case it keeps you up too late!
BE ADVISED: Its smouldering overture will permit you little time for preparation, before a sudden crescendo coshes and hijacks you off to a parallel world where every door has been kicked off its hinges and every border checkpoint hurriedly abandoned. It's not for shandies...
Hathaway