Do you like to make fun of Art Films? Then do I have a doozy for you. This Japanese "Pink Film" called "Frog Song" is an incomprehensible mess involving unfaithful boyfriends, a manga artist doubling as a hooker, the wife of the unfaithful boyfriend who runs around in a giant frog suit. There's sex, SM, hints of lesbianism, and for no apparent reason, a song and dance encore.
With all the visual aesthetics of a college film project and some of the most un-arousing sex ever forced onto DVD, "Frog Song" would be a Mystery Science Theater natural if it was in English. It was over in just more than one hour and I felt like I had been trapped for the entire day. I can't even emphasize how awful this is...from the women fighting with bread-sticks to the creepy SM actors dancing with the frog suited characther in the finale, this is even worse than your hipster buddy's entire DVD library's worst moments compilation.