Kinky Friedman is a former country and western performer and a possible future Governor of Texas. “Frequent Flyer” is his fourth book and was originally published in the US in 1989. (It first appeared in the UK as part of the compilation “More Kinky Friedman” in 1993). As usual, he has cast himself as the PI her, while some of the other characters have been named after real-life friends. As with real life, the book’s Kinky is a cigar-smoking, cat-loving, coffee-drinking, retired country and western performer. He lives in a loft on Vandam Street, in New York City, and regularly leaves the cat in charge. The less-than-talkative cat, however, refuses to answer the telephone.
The book opens with Kinky receiving a phone call from a mysterious stranger, telling him of a old friend’s death. John Morgan, the deceased in question, had served with Kinky in the Peace Corps Volunteers in Borneo. Kinky immediately makes arrangements to attend the funeral in Cleveland – which is exactly where the trouble begins. He recognises only few people at the funeral – Morgan’s parents, for example, for photos he’d seen. However, he doesn’t recognise the corpse, and – strangely – nobody else seems to have noticed that the wrong person is getting buried. On his return to Vandam Street, he receives another phone call. The caller, this time, is an Argentinean lady called Carmen. When he goes to meet her at her hotel, he discovers she’s missing – apparently kidnapped. Before long, the ingredients to the mystery include a strange old man who wears blue flowers in lapel, some photos taken in the jungle, the 88 Leasing Corporation (incorporated in 1946) and a white tiger with blue eyes. During the investigation, he meets a number of less than savoury bad guys – luckily, he has people like Ratso, Rambam and John McGovern to help him out.
“Frequent Flyer” has much in common with the other books by Kinky I’ve read. While it’s not what I would call a serious ‘whodunit’ – some loose ends are left dangling – it is a fast moving and easily read book. It’s also packed with superbly delivered one-liners. As an author, Kinky has been described as irreverent – though that might be putting it mildly !