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French for Cats: All the French Your Cat Will Ever Need [Hardcover]

Henry Beard , John Boswell , Gary Zamchick
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  • Hardcover: 96 pages
  • Publisher: Villard Books; 1 edition (Oct 1991)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 067940676X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0679406761
  • Product Dimensions: 15.5 x 9.9 x 1.5 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 719,003 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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One of the hot gift books of '91, '92, and on.

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Nothing lost in translation, 29 Dec 2005
By 
Kurt Messick "FrKurt Messick" (London, SW1) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: French for Cats: All the French Your Cat Will Ever Need (Hardcover)
In this delightful little book, wonderfully and perceptively illustrated with humourous line-art drawings, you will, as the title suggests, find 'All the French Your Cat will Ever Need'. For those of you who follow my writing, you may find this review to be shorter than average. There is a good reason for this -- the book is shorter than average; about 80 pages or so, and on average fewer than 20 words per page.

In this volume, you will learn what a French cat (le chat) does...

Je miaule, Je ronronne, Je dors
(I meow, I purr, I sleep)

Je cours rapidement d'une piece a l'autre sans aucune raison apparente
(I run rapidly from room to room for no apparent reason)

Je reste assis et je regarde fixement dans le vide pendant des heures
(I sit and stare at nothing for hours on end)

...and does not do...

Je ne cours pas apres les voitures
(I do not chase cars)

Je n'attrape pas les Frisbees dans ma bouche
(I do not catch Frisbees in my mouth)

Of course, the French cat will need appropriate food (gourmet, no less)...

L'Oiseau, La Souris, Le Poisson, Le Vilaine Grosse Bestiole
(the bird, the mouse, the fish, the big ugly bug)

...served in an elegant manner...

Le Bol pour Manger
(the Food Bowl)

...served at the appropriate time.

Je veux qu'on remplisse mon bol
(I want food in my bowl)

Je veux qu'on remplisse mon bol immediatement
(I want food in my bowl now)...

J'attends qu'on me serve...
(I'm waiting...)

Of course, a responsible cat person will need to subject le chat to the occasion unpleasant experience...

Surtout je n'aime pas aller chez le veterinaire
(I really do not like to go to the vet)

Je ne veux pas qu'on me pique avec une aiguille enorme
(I do not want to be studck with a huge needle)

Je ne veux pas etre chatre
(I do not want to be neutered)

So, if you ever wondered what it would be like for your cat to produce a fur-ball in French (voila!) or the craftiness of French cat-thinking (how to get the enemy lawn mower to attack the bad neighbour child), this book is definitely for you.

Beware, however, even though this is 'All the French Your Cat Will Ever Need', there is a second helping, 'Advanced French for Exceptional Cats', to be found in a second volume exclusively for 'sophisticated cats as smart as yours'.

To be sure to understand le chat with savoir-faire, both volumes are an absolute necessity. Written by Henri de la Barbe (Henry Beard) (also know for scholarly necessities 'Latin for All Occasions' and 'Miss Piggy's Guide to Life'), and illustrated with wit and charm by Gary Zamchick, these books make delightful fun reading for an hour, and perfect gifts for cat lovers and francophiles alike.

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5.0 out of 5 stars French for Cats, 4 Sep 2009
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This review is from: French for Cats: All the French Your Cat Will Ever Need (Hardcover)

What a delightful little book! Very funny, if you love Cats and french this book is for you.
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Amazon.com: 4.6 out of 5 stars (18 customer reviews)

20 of 20 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Nothing lost in translation..., 22 July 2003
By FrKurt Messick "FrKurt Messick" - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: French for Cats: All the French Your Cat Will Ever Need (Hardcover)
In this delightful little book, wonderfully and perceptively illustrated with humourous line-art drawings, you will, as the title suggests, find 'All the French Your Cat will Ever Need'. For those of you who follow my writing, you may find this review to be shorter than average. There is a good reason for this -- the book is shorter than average; about 80 pages or so, and on average fewer than 20 words per page.

In this volume, you will learn what a French cat (le chat) does...

Je miaule, Je ronronne, Je dors
(I meow, I purr, I sleep)

Je cours rapidement d'une piece a l'autre sans aucune raison apparente
(I run rapidly from room to room for no apparent reason)

Je reste assis et je regarde fixement dans le vide pendant des heures
(I sit and stare at nothing for hours on end)

...and does not do...

Je ne cours pas apres les voitures
(I do not chase cars)

Je n'attrape pas les Frisbees dans ma bouche
(I do not catch Frisbees in my mouth)

Of course, the French cat will need appropriate food (gourmet, no less)...

L'Oiseau, La Souris, Le Poisson, Le Vilaine Grosse Bestiole
(the bird, the mouse, the fish, the big ugly bug)

...served in an elegant manner...

Le Bol pour Manger
(the Food Bowl)

...served at the appropriate time.

Je veux qu'on remplisse mon bol
(I want food in my bowl)

Je veux qu'on remplisse mon bol immediatement
(I want food in my bowl now)

...

J'attends qu'on me serve...
(I'm waiting...)

Of course, a responsible cat person will need to subject le chat to the occasion unpleasant experience...

Surtout je n'aime pas aller chez le veterinaire
(I really do not like to go to the vet)

Je ne veux pas qu'on me pique avec une aiguille enorme
(I do not want to be studck with a huge needle)

Je ne veux pas etre chatre
(I do not want to be neutered)

So, if you ever wondered what it would be like for your cat to produce a fur-ball in French (voila!) or the craftiness of French cat-thinking (how to get the enemy lawn mower to attack the bad neighbour child), this book is definitely for you.

Beware, however, even though this is 'All the French Your Cat Will Ever Need', there is a second helping, 'Advanced French for Exceptional Cats', to be found in a second volume exclusively for 'sophisticated cats as smart as yours'.

To be sure to understand le chat with savoir-faire, both volumes are an absolute necessity. Written by Henri de la Barbe (Henry Beard) (also know for scholarly necessities 'Latin for All Occasions' and 'Miss Piggy's Guide to Life'), and illustrated with wit and charm by Gary Zamchick, these books make delightful fun reading for an hour, and perfect gifts for cat lovers and francophiles alike.


15 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and Useful, Too!, 8 Jan 2003
By J. Fuchs "jax76" - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: French for Cats: All the French Your Cat Will Ever Need (Hardcover)
Aside from being a very funny compendium of cat thought and behavior, this book helped me learn French by inspiring me to remember and use phrases such as "I think I am going to cough up a hairball" (useful in bad French restaurants) and "I prefer to bathe myself." The sentences may be cute and silly, but they are in proper French, with proper sentence structure, and simple enough to provide useful grammatical tools and vocabulary. The pictures are cute, too.

If nothing else, it will amuse your friends who love cats (and even those who don't).


9 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Yes, it IS all the French your cat will ever need (and more), 30 Aug 1998
By Linda - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: French for Cats: All the French Your Cat Will Ever Need (Hardcover)
I received this little book as a gift in 1991 and I still enjoy going through it. The author begins with the basics: The Cat (le Chat), cat parts, cat wardrobe, cat toys, cat names, etc. The text is written in a very "catty" attitude, and if you have cats, you will definitely appreciate it! The drawings are very cute and reflect the "cattitude" throughout -- a lifted eyebrow here, a scowl there. Some excerpts are particularly funny, as in the description of "What I Do": "I meow. I purr. I sit and stare at nothing for hours on end. I run rapidly from room to room for no apparent reason." (All cat owners will be nodding in understanding.) However, not only is the English amusing, the French is very accurate as well. After all, this IS a guide on speaking French... Monsieur de la Barbe demonstrates this with his translation of The Fur Ball: "I think I am going to cough up a fur ball...Here it comes now...(next page)...Voilà." My absolute favorite section of the book, though, is the trip to the vet. Male cat owners will definitely sympathize at the sight of the helpless kitty tied down to a table while lying on his back. The poor little guy has only one comment: "Je ne veux pas être châtré." ("I do not want to be neutered.") I keep my copy on my desk at work so that I can share the humor with others. If you know any cat lovers (even non-French-speaking ones!) and want to give them a lasting chuckle, this is the book! Merci beaucoup, M. de la Barbe!
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