Now the world cup's on every girl needs to know some decent football trivia to drop into conversations around the telly. Gifford provided me with as many boy-impressing facts as I could possibly need. My current favourite, what with Ronaldo equaling The Bomber's record of 14 world cup goals tonight, being that Ronaldo's ex-wife once broke the world record for keepy uppies. For those wanting to sound really impressive, simply study and learn the clear description of rules, particularly the Holy Grail of football rules, the Offside law. This is a sure fire way of putting the lads in their place. Be warned: learn it and learn it well; you will be tested with condiments.