If meat pie millionaire Joe Price had never bought lowly Coca-Cola League Two side Frogley Town and vowed to take them all the way to the top of the Premiership, if football fanatic Stanley Sutton hadn’t dyed his dog Fentonbottom in the club’s colours, if team manager Big Donny Donnelly hadn’t had the acquisition of a mistress as his main priority, if local radio presenter Dave Rave and Frogley Advertiser sports journalist Martin Sneed hadn’t wanted to chase their dreams, if the inmates of the local lunatic asylum hadn’t numbered themselves among Frogley Town’s keenest supporters and if Frogley police chief Superintendent Screwer hadn’t sworn to rid the town of football hooligans, none of this would ever have happened. But unfortunately they all did. Football Crazy – a comic tale of football, sex, madness, sex, violence, and more sex. If you like the books of Tom Sharpe you will love this book by Terry Ravenscroft. Soccer as you've never known it before.
Football Crazy - you'd be crazy not to try it.