From the twisted mind of a self-confessed Fantasy Freak comes The Lord of the Grins. ‘Nights spent in oblivion surrounded by El Vino left scribblings on my notepads. Only when I awoke and read them did I realise the full horror’ says the author U.R.R Jokin. Jokin was born on a mad March day in 2525 (by The Snore Reckoning). His unlucky parents tried at first to give him away, failing that they tried selling him for scientific research. Luckily for him an alien being stole him from them one night and took him to another planet, where he now spends most of his time. He has been a tinker, a tailor, a soldier, a poor man and hopes that you will all make him a rich man (which now makes him a beggar man). His love for the works of a certain Prof started at school as a 10yr old, where they enacted one of his books as the school play. He wanted to be one of the dwarves but they had already chosen them all from the more talented kids with rich parents, so he started on the long road to parody and invented a dwarf of his own, it’s name was Truant, and he played it really well. On leaving school he spent nearly a quarter of a century in The British Army, this did nothing to alleviate the madness. He now works for ASDA (a part of WAL-MART), further adding to his unstable thought patterns..