Product Description
A series of blog posts from the period 2009-2011 from Flatcap, the man who dares to ask the questions the rest of us avoid.
Does Terminator 3 go with Yorkshire pudding?
How much electricity will your penis withstand?
Why do they charge tuppence more for less fat?
Do you know the truth about the Rendlesham UFO?
Do you know what you shouldn’t do when you’re having sex?
This volume is an education in itself. Would you become addicted to the McPiesty, do you plan on becoming a 3rd age felon, do you know as much about sex and marriage as Flatcap does, would you get up a petition to shut your noisy neighbours up when they were locked in the lavatory?
Scouring the rarer sites of the World Wide Web for his source stories, Flatcap covers them all with his unique, jaundiced and cynical eye before delivering his verdict, and that verdict is always as absurd as the stories themselves.
Complete with its share of political incorrectness, a-political opinions, half baked theories, and stories of the holidays from hell, this LOL book is a must for any man over the age of 50 and any man under the age of 50 who plans on becoming a man over the age of fifty. And not to be outdone, ladies, if you want to look into your man’s thinking processes (thinking as in the loosest sense of the word) you too should read this book.
Does Terminator 3 go with Yorkshire pudding?
How much electricity will your penis withstand?
Why do they charge tuppence more for less fat?
Do you know the truth about the Rendlesham UFO?
Do you know what you shouldn’t do when you’re having sex?
This volume is an education in itself. Would you become addicted to the McPiesty, do you plan on becoming a 3rd age felon, do you know as much about sex and marriage as Flatcap does, would you get up a petition to shut your noisy neighbours up when they were locked in the lavatory?
Scouring the rarer sites of the World Wide Web for his source stories, Flatcap covers them all with his unique, jaundiced and cynical eye before delivering his verdict, and that verdict is always as absurd as the stories themselves.
Complete with its share of political incorrectness, a-political opinions, half baked theories, and stories of the holidays from hell, this LOL book is a must for any man over the age of 50 and any man under the age of 50 who plans on becoming a man over the age of fifty. And not to be outdone, ladies, if you want to look into your man’s thinking processes (thinking as in the loosest sense of the word) you too should read this book.
