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Films your friends will probably hate...but you'll love

Mr. S. Jefferson "Simonious"
 
Hulk [DVD] [2003]
Hulk [DVD] [2003]
"they'll think the characters are hard to get to know and that things are only good when the hulk smashes things. THAT'S THE POINT! THAT'S HOW BRUCE BANNER FEELS! clever, beautiful and rewatchable."
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence [DVD]
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence [DVD]
"it's beautiful and clever. i watched it four times back to back to try and 'get' it. i still don't think i have. which is good. your friends will hate it cos the translation is very wordy. THE FOOLS!"
The Ultimate Matrix Collection (10 Disc Box Set) [2003] [DVD]
The Ultimate Matrix Collection (10 Disc Box Set) [2003] [DVD]
"this one's a biggy. they'll hate the sequels. the anime section isn't what they'll want from anime. THEY'RE WRONG! the sequels are the same but bigger, which is what sequels are all about!"
Constantine [DVD]
Constantine [DVD]
"whether its the fact it's played by an american or the fact it has demons in it. they'll hate it. but if you suspend ur belief this film is fun! it's all about flipping off the devil!"
Kill Bill, Volume 2 [DVD] [2004]
Kill Bill, Volume 2 [DVD] [2004]
"they'll hate this cos it's not EXACTLY the same as kill bill one. but they'll miss the brilliance of Budd and pai mei. this is a great movie!"
King Kong [DVD]  [2005] (2 Disc Special Edition)
King Kong [DVD] [2005] (2 Disc Special Edition)
"they'll say: it just gets a bit computer gamish with all the special effects. you'll say: it's a film about a giant gorilla! what did you expect?! touching and exciting. peter jackson does the biz"
Ring (1998) [DVD] [2000]
Ring (1998) [DVD] [2000]
""but it has subtitles" SHUT UP! i hate people who don't watch foriegn films. this is the scariest film i think ive ever seen. much better than the american one."
The Cell [DVD] [2000]
The Cell [DVD] [2000]
"it'll be too trippy for them. but it's one of the most original things i think i've ever seen. it really stays with you afterwards."
Spawn: The Director's Cut [DVD] [1997]
Spawn: The Director's Cut [DVD] [1997]
"they're right to hate this one...it's crap."
The Iron Giant (Special Edition) [1999] [DVD]
The Iron Giant (Special Edition) [1999] [DVD]
"yeah it's a 'kid's film' but it's witty, and unless you have a heart of stone...it'll make you cry too. 'i'm...superman' (you know the bit i mean)"
Solaris [2003] [DVD]
Solaris [2003] [DVD]
"it's very slow and very 'arty'...but if you liked sunshine (by danny boyle) you'll like this. i could stare at Natascha McElhone all day"
21 Grams [DVD] [2004]
21 Grams [DVD] [2004]
"the narrative is all over the place. they'll hate it cos you have to actually pay attention when you watch it. and if your friends are like mine they have the attention span of a wasp"
Total Recall (Two-Disc Special Edition) [DVD] [1990]
Total Recall (Two-Disc Special Edition) [DVD] [1990]
"they won't hate this one. but i love it all the same. this ones just on the list to show i like 'good' films as well"