Films to avoid like the plague

A Listmania! list by Mr. I. C. Brocken
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My Blue Heaven [VHS] [1990]
1.  My Blue Heaven [VHS] [1990] VHS Steve Martin
The list author says:
  "This is truly awful. I don't mind Steve Martin normally but this is offensive. I'm not sure if he is trying to do a bad italian accent on purpose but i don't really care. Terrible film"
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4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)

Mannequin [1987] [DVD]
2.  Mannequin [1987] [DVD] DVD ~ Andrew McCarthy
The list author says:
  "This film really drags on and goes absolutely nowhere. Best buy an ex-rental copy and just watch the trailers at the start. Very poor."
4.17   Used & New from: 1.30
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (79 customer reviews)

Mad Max 3 - Beyond Thunderdome (1985) [DVD]
3.  Mad Max 3 - Beyond Thunderdome (1985) [DVD] DVD ~ Mel Gibson
The list author says:
  "Utter pap. The first two films were brilliant and then this??? Useful antidote to insomnia."
8.10   Used & New from: 0.23
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)

U-571 [DVD] [2000]
4.  U-571 [DVD] [2000] DVD ~ Matthew McConaughey
The list author says:
  "I have had enough of Hollywood trying to rewrite history. In this they try to take credit for capturing the enigma machine. Yeah but about four years after Britain did!"
2.72   Used & New from: 0.10
2.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (70 customer reviews)

Grease 2 [VHS]
5.  Grease 2 [VHS] VHS Lorna Luft
The list author says:
  "Even Michelle Pfieffer can't save this. Wet boy lusts after 'cool??' girl and turns himself into wet bad guy to get her. Wet."
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Powder [VHS]
6.  Powder [VHS] VHS Mary Steenburgen
The list author says:
  "Wierd looking boy conducts lightning. If only the story ended there. Tries to be emotional but you just end up realising why the sky hates him so much. About as deep as a quiche."
9.99   Used & New from: 2.80
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (41 customer reviews)

Bean - The Ultimate Disaster Movie [DVD] [1997]
7.  Bean - The Ultimate Disaster Movie [DVD] [1997] DVD ~ Rowan Atkinson
The list author says:
  "Completely misses the point of Mr Bean. He is supposed to get away with his capers but in this is reduced to a sad, chaplinesque figure. Leave British humour alone Hollywood!"
17.99   Used & New from: 0.49
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (45 customer reviews)

The Lawnmower Man [DVD] [1992]
8.  The Lawnmower Man [DVD] [1992] DVD ~ Jeff Fahey
The list author says:
  "This film certainly mowed my lawn. Had potential but ultimately boring."
10.29   Used & New from: 0.19
2.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)

Cool As Ice [VHS] [1991]
9.  Cool As Ice [VHS] [1991] VHS Kristin Minter
The list author says:
  "What a shame Vanilla Ice's music career ended prematurely. What a relief his acting career did as well."
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4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (23 customer reviews)

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Jaws 3 [VHS]
10.  Jaws 3 [VHS] VHS Dennis Quaid
The list author says:
  "Two films for the price of one. You get one film with people underwater and another of a yellow shark super-imposed on top. Great."
9.95   Used & New from: 1.80
2.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (39 customer reviews)

Armageddon [DVD] [1998]
11.  Armageddon [DVD] [1998] DVD ~ Bruce Willis
The list author says:
  "Added at the special request of another Amazon user. Watch Deep Impact instead - at least you get to see America being destroyed!"
2.72   Used & New from: 0.01
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (160 customer reviews) | 4 customer discussions

Die Another Day - Special Edition [DVD] [2002]
12.  Die Another Day - Special Edition [DVD] [2002] DVD ~ Pierce Brosnan|Halle Berry|Rosamund Pike
The list author says:
  "After surviving a 700mph car crash, Bond then proceeds to use the car to surf a 400m tall mega tsunami wave, dodging icebergs. Hmmm"
1.40   Used & New from: 0.01
3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (186 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Be Cool [DVD] [2005]
13.  Be Cool [DVD] [2005] DVD ~ John Travolta
The list author says:
  "Oh my god - this movie is VERY poor. The Rock is midly amusing as a gay bodyguard but still."
2.68   Used & New from: 0.01
3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (29 customer reviews)

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