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Fifty Shades of Silver Thrillogy [Kindle Edition]

Phil Torcivia
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Product Description

Enjoy the Thrillogy!

Parodies: All three books in the Fifty Shades of Silver series are bundled into one box set--or, if you prefer, boxed into one bundle. Whatever tickles your tushie.

Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks

When old fart blogger Mormon Silver goes to interview young entrepreneur Bea Plastique, he encounters a woman who is stunning, smart, and scary. The unsophisticated, horny Silver is startled to realize he wants this woman (from behind, mostly) and, despite her mysterious love of ice hockey, finds he is desperate to get close to her (and honk her boobies). Unable to resist Silver's oral skills, silver chin fur, and argyle socks, Plastique admits she wants him, too--but on her own terms.

Stunned yet delighted by Plastique's kinkiness, Silver hesitates. For all of her success--her multinational assortment of lubricants, her gay assistant, her condo on a high floor (I mean, really high--you're almost above the clouds, for Christ's sake)--Plastique is a woman haunted by her past and consumed by the need to have hockey-related sex. When the couple embarks on a bold, twisted physical affair, Mormon discovers Bea Plastique's secrets (including a naughty uncle) and explores his own icky, sticky desires.

Silly, sexy, and deeply disturbing, Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks is a tale that will make you horny, tickle you, and give you some great ideas to try on an unsuspecting lover.

Fifty Shades Shadier

Frightened by the wacky desires and twisted history of the gorgeous, boob-a-licious, young mogul, Bea Plastique, Mormon Silver has ignored all warning signs, and asked for her hand in marriage.

Desire for Bea's butt still dominates his dreams, and when she proposes a route there, Mormon cannot resist. They continue their sweltering sexcapades, and Mormon learns more about the disturbing past of his hungry, obsessed, and insatiable lover.

While Bea wrestles with her sex toys, Mormon must deal with the fury and cock-blockage of her Grandmother, who came before her (of course), and make the second most important decision of his life--whether or not to reveal that he has had a vasectomy.

Fifty Shades Effed

When silver-chinned blogger, Mormon Silver, first met the horny and hungry young entrepreneur, Beatrice Plastique, it ignited a boff-fest that left mattress stains and sore hineys. Frightened, curious, and still hardened by Bea's twisted erotic tastes, Mormon struggles to keep up. Determined to match her raging sexual desire, he turns to ED medicine and adult toys.

Now, Bea and Mormon have it all: syrup, toe-curling orgasms, and a world of freaky kinkery ahead. But, Mormon knows that peeling her away from her evil grandmother and douchie ex, Chris, will pose challenges he could never expect. Mormon must somehow learn to participate in Bea's fetishes without serious injury. And, Bea must overcome her desire to hip-check Mormon into the third row of an skating rink and screw him senseless.

Just when it seems all is well, their murmuring together will cause bystanders to point and say ew, banks will threaten foreclosure, and a single blog post will determine their fate.


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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 344 KB
  • Print Length: 178 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00J119VV8
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  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
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Torcivia is a divorced man who transplanted himself from Pennsylvania into the treacherous dating pool in Southern California. His feline companions, Syd and Symon, share his home in San Diego and an occasional dish of leftover tuna. Torcivia loves nothing better than bellying up to the bar with his favorite social lubrication (wine) and watching the bizarre mating rituals of the locals, which he translates into humorous essays. He has been single long enough to be involved in a few train wrecks of his own, admitting that he's "one relationship disaster away from a third cat."

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5.0 out of 5 stars brilliant 2 April 2014
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Absolutely fantastic, read it in a day and really made me chuckle. What a fantastic author and story! Would certainly recommend
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4.0 out of 5 stars Good set to read. 18 Jun 2014
By Vonda Hill - Published on Amazon.com
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This set was unexpected and a good read. I would reccommend this set to anyone who enjoys good series books.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Funny as ever! 10 Jun 2014
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Constantly gnawing at the bit for new stuff from Phil Torcivia. His 50 shades does not disappoint! Love his works.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Fifty Shades of Funny 31 Mar 2014
By trekker - Published on Amazon.com
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When an author takes on a wildly popular series to spoof it better do it justice and these book do. The tongue in cheek attitude is evident throughout the books and keeps you interested. I especially love the quotes at the beginning of each chapter, my favorite being Harvey Korman's " The idea of using viagra at my age is like erecting a brand new flag pole in front of a condemned building."

Where as the original series is a sexual awakening for the female lead Fifty shades of Silver is a role reversal where both come into the relationship on semi- equal footing. The bathroom scene in the court house was a hoot with Mormon trying to talk his way out of getting thrown in jail stating that a woman was choking and the police officer asks on what when an old lady in the crowd pipes up " on his penis...just saying..." I was laughing so hard.

The books are well written,funny and irreverent. If your looking for a naughty funny read this is it. Kudos to Mr.Torcicia for putting a new and fresh spin on the Fifty Shades franchise. Will be looking forward to reading more of this author's works.
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2.0 out of 5 stars Needed a bit more story 31 May 2014
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I was expecting more along the lines of the Fifty Shades of Gray with some age... it was not here.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Funny 7 May 2014
By Lorna Schinske - Published on Amazon.com
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It was funnier than I expected. A bit more erotic than I am used to but still funny and entertaining.
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