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Fifty Shades of Red White and Blue
 
 

Fifty Shades of Red White and Blue [Kindle Edition]

Leesa Harker
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (245 customer reviews)

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The first instalment in Maggie Muff’s escapades – and the smash-hit bestseller.


Well. Lis is a wee story about me an Mr Red White and Blue. Sure didden I meet him down in le Bru on a back-til-work interview. He was tall, dark an bucksome – an he was gorgiz in lem chinos. So nie if ye want a wee giggle an yer nat too squeamish, let me tell ye all what happened – sure ye’ll nat believe it. We’re talking baps, blindfolds an a Belfast Bus Tour ye’ll never forget. Oh Mammy, don’t start me! Maggie Muff xx


So nie if ye want a wee giggle an yer nat too squeamish, let me tell ye all what happened – sure ye’ll nat believe it. We’re talking baps, blindfolds an a Belfast Bus Tour ye’ll never forget.


Oh Mammy, don’t start me!


Maggie Muff xx


About the Author

LEESA HARKER is from Belfast and studied English Language and Literature at the Open University. She has been a bank manager, car mechanic (yes, seriously), perfume spritzer in Debenhams and animal welfare person for Northern Ireland s equivalent of the RSPCA. She has been writing poems and stories since she was a child, and now has a successful blog at leesaharker. blogspot.com.

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 232 KB
  • Print Length: 150 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0856409057
  • Publisher: Blackstaff Press; Reprint edition (27 Sep 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B009ES7BQK
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (245 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #15,868 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Leesa Harker is from Belfast and studied English Language and Literature at the Open University. She has been a bank manager, car mechanic (yes, seriously), perfume spritzer in Debenhams and animal welfare person for Northern Ireland's equivalent of the RSPCA. She has been writing poems and stories since she was a child, and now has a successful blog and website at www.leesaharker.com.

Follow Leesa on Twitter: twitter.com/Lolapop2012 or visit her Facebook page: www.facebook.com/50ShadesOfRedWhiteAndBlue.

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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars class 8 July 2012
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Such a wonderful piece describing belfast life in the raw !!
Leesa you must have had brillant English lit teachers!! Love the way you are so tuned into the Belfast venacular. You have talent !! Keep it lit lol
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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Love it! 8 July 2012
By Lex
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Loved reading this, can't wait for more of big Maggie Muffs antics! Well done Lessa Harker. Maggie's Twelfth is hilarious!
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21 of 22 people found the following review helpful
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Absolutely fab! !!! Will re read over and over again! ! Maybe maggie muff will send me signed copy for her first review! !!!remember to use ur broad belfast accent when reading it! !!
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars fantabulous!!! 8 July 2012
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read this short story at first on facebook, and downloaded it asap! the bonus chapter is brilliant! cant wait for more from leesa, she has absolutely nailed the norn ireland humour bang on.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud funny! 8 July 2012
By Biohms
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This book is a must read for anyone needing a good laugh! I would highly recommend buying it, I couldn't put it down.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Goan ye gurl ye!! 8 July 2012
By Mnb
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Love it!! Def worth the read!! Looking forward to reading more of ur work!! We all know a Maggie Muff
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars hilarious 8 July 2012
By xA.Jx
Format:Kindle Edition
hilarious love it :) :) get a paper back version asap! Any one thinking of downloading it do you will laugh out loud!x
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars It's a cracker! 8 July 2012
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Best laugh I've had in ages - a must to read aloud in your "best" Belfast accent. Keep on writing Leesa ~ you're a wee star :)
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