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Fifty Shades of Black and Blue [Kindle Edition]

I B Naughtie
2.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (81 customer reviews)

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“Hilarious parody!”
“It had me tingling all over!”
“I dumped my husband after I read this book – thank you!!!”
“Black and Blue is the new Grey!”
“Ouch!!”


In this hilarious bestselling parody, our heroine is Annabelle Stilletto from Jersey City, New Jersey, a Beauty School graduate who has no job and lives with her loser roommate. Her life changes suddenly when she meets her dream guy, the rich and handsome Vinnie Griso, the heir to the Vinnie's Auto Parts empire. She falls for Vinnie’s seductive charms – not to mention his clear blue eyes, jet black hair, tight black pants and pointy shoes.

But when Vinnie invites her for a romantic evening at his secluded mansion, she discovers the secrets that he has been hiding from the world. She is soon introduced to Vinnie’s “rules” and invited into a “special” relationship with her dream guy. She is conflicted about how far to surrender, but before long gives in to her deepest desires and discovers the pleasures of domination as she becomes "fifty shades of black and blue."

Hilarious, erotic and nice, not-so-clean fun, Fifty Shades of Black and Blue is the bestselling parody everyone is talking about.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 256 KB
  • Print Length: 116 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B007X5T4M0
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 2.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (81 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #34,272 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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49 of 53 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars rubbish 9 May 2012
By miss g
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
what can I say.... its a waste of money not a book, its a big disapointment
dont waste your money if you going to spend a £1 give it to charity instead or buy some chocolate ;-)
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95 of 104 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Totally let down 7 May 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
This was a TOTAL waste of money it isn`t a full book, I get more story out of downloaded kindle book sample books. It also is excactly the same as the 1st 2 chapters of Fifty Shades of Grey with just the names & place changed. RIPPED OFF!!!!
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45 of 49 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Not a good parody! 28 May 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
Having just finished two very funny (laugh-out-loud) books in the "parody" section (Stephfordy Mayo's New Moan: The Twishite Saga & Tony Royden's The Dealer) I was expecting great things from Fifty Shades of Black and Blue, but it was a huge let down. In a nutshell; it was too short, not very well written, very unfunny and a complete waste of money. Best avoided!!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Drivel 17 Aug 2012
By Owl VINE VOICE
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
After all the hype of fifty shades of grey. I thought give this a go. What a load of rubbish. I would have beat the main character black and blue myself. Has she never heard of womens rights. She was treated to nice things but to be beaten to give this guy a sexual high was ridiculous. This iswhat people have been fighting against for years. I know we are going to have fifty shades of this and that but really this was just a load of nonensense. It says in the preview of the book some woman left her husband after reading this. I don't know if it was because he did these things to her or she wanted that excitement but really what rubbish. I would not recommend this book.
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35 of 40 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Only those who understand irony will get this... 13 Jun 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
If Fifty Shades of Grey was a glimpse of Upper Class USA, then Fifty Shades of Black and Blue is the Trailer-trash edition. It would be such a shame if the previous reviews put you off this book. It is, in actuality, a very clever parody of the Fifty Shades Trilogy.

Firstly, it CLEARLY states that this is a SAMPLE, not a complete book. So don't buy it if you are expecting a full novel - that is NOT what this is. It's obvious that the full book is still to be released.

Secondly, in case you do not understand what a parody is (as some reviewers don't appear to) this is supposed to be the same story as Fifty Shades. For those reviewers complaining that this was a copy - that is what a parody is!

Thirdly, if you have no sense of humour and do not understand the concept of irony, then do not buy this book. It is written very tongue-in-cheek, from the first person view of a low class girl. Imagine a cheap, trashy, chav-type describing her ideal world and you'll get the picture. Annabelle Stiletto is very cheap and very trashy and this is Fifty Shades from her viewpoint. In this version, Christian (aka Vinnie) wears cheap, shiny fabrics, shirts open to the navel and way too much wear gel. He covers his furniture is plastic to keep it clean.. He probably wears cheap, nasty aftershave too, but no doubt Annabelle will think it's the classiest scent EVER!

After a while the chav-speak will probably get annoying, so I hope the full book is fairly short, because whilst it is very funny to poke fun at the pretentious original, the joke could wear thin after a while.

Very funny.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars waist of reading time 12 Sep 2012
By D. Cohn
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
what a let down didnt even bother reading the hole book.badly written and not entertaining at all.dont waist your money on it
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Sorry but noooo 3 July 2012
By Kelly
Format:Kindle Edition
What a load of copy cat nonsense

nothing compared to 50 shades of grey is a trail or trashy load of crapp
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Forget it 3 July 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Waste of money, dont buy.....this is just a preview chapter and is ony about 10 pages long!!!
I thought it was another book to either go along with the trilogy or a parody but it was neither
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3.0 out of 5 stars fifty shades of black and blue
Funny and I did recomend this to my fifty shades of grey friends. Not a patch on Christain but who has got his problems. Read more
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4.0 out of 5 stars havent a clue
had this book a long time now and I haven't had chance to even have a look at it so it would be unfair to say I don't like it
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What happens when is part 2 coming out ?
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Published 8 months ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars great read
read this ages ago before all the hype I loved it some hate it some expect more but it is what it is
Published 9 months ago by becky
3.0 out of 5 stars Ok
Funny, parody, didn't make me laugh out loud but can see the humour in it, probably wouldn't read again really
Published 11 months ago by Amazon Customer
1.0 out of 5 stars rather fed up!
I read mounds of books but have to say I'm getting a tad fed up with the 'Shades,' bandwagon. Yes, I like a good read and am inclined to try a good or bad reviewed book if I fancy... Read more
Published 11 months ago by Jayne Mullin
1.0 out of 5 stars Hate is too strong
It was a parody on a set of books that were rubbish to start with, To his shame Hitler burnt many books, its a pity this one wasn't around then
Published 13 months ago by Mr. R. J. Middleton
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