Fifty Shades of Beige: Book One of the Fifty Shades Parody (Reid Mockery) [Kindle Edition]

Well, I don't normally read these parody type books, but after being tricked by the hype to give 50 shades of grey a try I had an "oh screw it" moment and downloaded 50 shades of beige.
I did find this book quite amusing, it certainly made me laugh in places, and raised several smiles in addition.
This book, in the beginning at least, follows the plot of S0G quite closely and was very amusing. The emphasis of certain themes was different in this parody but still closely mimicked the original.
Mid way through however, this book (beige) takes a turn for the outright bizarre, and parts were just utterly surreal.
I think if you have read shades of grey, and found yourself wondering quite how it has become the bestseller that it has, and shook your head at some of the repetitive phrases and general incidents of strangeness then this will really amuse you.
However, if you are easily offended, or you thought that fifty shades of grey was, like, the best, like, book ever, you probably will want to give this one a miss.

This is a genius behind the pisstake of Fifty Shades of Grey the INTRO alone at the start is so funny the chapters overview, and their bizarre headers names that you probably WON'T find inside lol i.e one late chapter simply named " Sex in A Prius"!

The authors intro advisory note is something along these lines

"This is a parody of the wildy popular series of books by EL James .It is not a book for readers who are easily offended. This work, like the real book, includes heavy does of profanity and contains scenes that are hialrious and also at times disturbing and the acts portrayed in this work are not actually meant to be performed on any other human. So if you do it and hurt yourself or someone else you are somply an idiot and this author or publisher is NOT responsible for your ailment or demise.

This is one of the first parodies to be published mocking the Fifty Shades Trilogy. I am sure many will follow but it is my hope that I have set a high bar for both silliness and humour regarding these truly mystifying books?

Reid Mockery is a writer who is not afraid to poke fun and cash in on someone elses coattail. I apologise for some of the errors they are being corrected so just skim over them. Sit back relax and enjoy this cheap book and when you finish, post a review on Amazon. It can't be as bad as the mixed reviews for the real fifty Shades. Just keep in mind the following: par-o-dy: an immitation of the style of a particular writer ,artist or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect."

And it is served on a dish of satire and quick wit ! Bobby Beige indeed! pfftt LOL

I hated 50 Shades of Grey not because it was rude but because it was badly written , this is very funny but I found my mind wandering when I read it like I did with Grey. It's funny but not worth actually spending money on so borrow it if you can .