Start reading A Few Kind Words and a Loaded Gun on your Kindle in under a minute. Don't have a Kindle? Get your Kindle here or start reading now with a free Kindle Reading App.

Deliver to your Kindle or other device


Try it free

Sample the beginning of this book for free

Deliver to your Kindle or other device

Sorry, this item is not available in
Image not available for
Image not available

A Few Kind Words and a Loaded Gun: The Autobiography of a Career Criminal [Kindle Edition]

Noel "Razor" Smith
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (34 customer reviews)

Print List Price: £12.99
Kindle Price: £3.49 includes VAT* & free wireless delivery via Amazon Whispernet
You Save: £9.50 (73%)
* Unlike print books, digital books are subject to VAT.

Free Kindle Reading App Anybody can read Kindle books—even without a Kindle device—with the FREE Kindle app for smartphones, tablets and computers.

To get the free app, enter your e-mail address or mobile phone number.


Amazon Price New from Used from
Kindle Edition £3.49  
Hardcover --  
Paperback £12.99  
Kindle Daily Deal
Kindle Daily Deal: Up to 70% off
Each day we unveil a new book deal at a specially discounted price--for that day only. Learn more about the Kindle Daily Deal or sign up for the Kindle Daily Deal Newsletter to receive free e-mail notifications about each day's deal.

Book Description

A Few Kind Words and a Loaded Gun is the autobiography of convicted felon Noel 'Razor' Smith. An extraordinarily vivid account of how a tearaway kid from South London became a career criminal, it is both a searing indictment of a system that determinedly brutalized young offenders and a frank, unsentimental acknowledgement of the thrills of the criminal life. Shocking, fascinating and frightening by turns, it also reveals Razor Smith to be a remarkably talented writer.

Product Description


"A graphic, memorable chronicle of a life spent causing mayhem." -- Kirkus Reviews

"A knock-‘em-dead writing style that gives you riveting insight into the development of a career criminal." -- PAGES

"Captures the irony and waste of the author’s life." -- Publishers Weekly

"Raw, shocking, largely unapologetic and compulsively readable." -- The San Diego Union-Tribune

From the Author

I was born in London, on Christmas Eve 1960. My parents are both from Dublin, which, under Section 2 of the Irish Constitution, makes me an Irish citizen. Having grown up in London I class myself as London-Irish. My early years were spent in the slums of Islington, before my family were re-housed in a council flat in Lambeth.

At the age of fourteen I was arrested, beaten, and framed for burglary by the police. As a result of this, and despite being cleared by the courts, I drifted into petty crime. After several appearances in juvenile court for theft, TDA, and 'being a suspicious person' (the notorious 'sus' law), I was given a taste of the Short Sharp Shock, 3 months at a detention centre. Her Majesty's Detention Centre, Send, was infamous for its brutal regime, with both physical and mental violence meted out on a daily basis. I rebelled, and learned to harness my absolute hate of 'the system' in order to get me through.

At the age of 16 I appeared at the Old Bailey, on charges of armed robbery, possession of a firearm and GBH. I pleaded guilty and was sentenced the three years detention under Section 53/2 of the CYP Act 1933, the wording of which was "Any young person under the age of 17, who is convicted of a crime that would warrant fourteen years imprisonment, or more, for an adult". 'Though I was serving the equivalent of four borstal sentences back to back, the only place I could be detained was in a closed borstal.

I served my sentence in the gladiator schools of Ashford, Dover, and Rochester borstals, where horrific violence was the norm and the weak and timid became no more than prey. Determined to escape, I seriously assaulted a night watchman and ended up in strip cells and solitary confinement for months, where I finally learned to read and write.

Released in 1980, I gathered a gang around me and set out to take revenge for the years I had been locked up. Gang fights and petty crime became my milieu. After I was seriously beaten by a rival gang, and, having met the love of my life and got her pregnant, I decided to take up serious crime for financial gain. Bank robbery became my career.

Throughout the 1980s and 90s I was sentenced to a total of nineteen years, with hundreds of years in concurrent sentences, for armed robbery, firearms, and prison escape. In prison I began to educate myself. I gained an A-level in Law, an Honours Diploma in freelance journalism, and four Koestler Awards for my writing.

In 1997 I was released on parole, and in 1999 I once again appeared at the Old Bailey and was sentenced to eight life sentences for bank robbery, under the two-strikes act. 'A Few Kind Words and A Loaded Gun' is my first book. I am currently residing at HMP Grendon, and working on 'Fixing It', the follow up.

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 1262 KB
  • Print Length: 498 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1556525710
  • Publisher: Penguin (28 July 2005)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B002RI95O0
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray:
  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (34 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #195,772 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
  •  Would you like to give feedback on images?

More About the Author

Discover books, learn about writers, and more.

What Other Items Do Customers Buy After Viewing This Item?

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews
15 of 15 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Genre-busting; a worthwhile read 27 July 2006
The increasing ubiquity of the true crime genre on booksellers' shelves is all too often proof positive of the old adage of the impossibility of losing money by underestimating the intelligence of the general public. This book is, for a number of reasons, a notable exception.

To outline the background, the author was born in South London in the early sixties and took the active decision to become a career criminal in the late seventies. Not one to do things by halves, he opted for the premiership of criminal activity and elected to become an armed robber. The book gives a fairly accurate chronological description of his subsequent activities which, in addition to relieving various banks and businesses of their ready cash, also includes a horrific catalogue of excessive violence and half a life detained at Her Majesty's pleasure.

The first factor that sets this book apart is that there is no ghost writer; the experiences here are genuinely being described first hand . The second is that, although it does adopt the usual infatuation with the kudos of being a hard man and the supposed criminal code of honour, this is taken less and less as a given as Smith's career progresses. It's safe enough to say that few other books of this type are honest enough to draw out the difference in attitude between welcoming a heavy prison sentence with jokes and laughter whilst sitting with the other hard men in the reception block and dissolving into tears when left alone as the door to the solitary cell closes. The third, and possibly most important factor is that Smith, although habitually treated by the prison system as borderline illiterate, writes with a style and passion that belies the nature of the book. For good or ill, he really can write.
Read more ›
Comment | 
Was this review helpful to you?
7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Rock'n'Roll Hellrazor 13 Oct. 2005
South Londoner Noel "Razor" Smith's long history of crime culminated as a member of "The Laughing Bank Robbers", an armed firm known for their "gallows humour" who cracked jokes while collecting their loot - even, on one job, dressing in festive Santa hats and wishing terrified customers and staff a "Merry Christmas". Smith was also part of the Rockabilly scene who with his gang the Balham Wildkatz battled it out with punks, skinheads and other rivals at a time when the various London subcultures were tearing into each other with boots, fists and whatever else was handy.
"A Few Kind Words..." stands head and shoulders above most crime memoirs. Firstly, it is not ghostwritten - Smith discovered a talent for writing whilst behind bars that eventually got him published in national newspapers. Secondly, prison is where he is right now, serving a life sentence (or technically speaking, eight of them). So let's just say that, on top of being well-written, this book has an edge over much of its Real Crime contemporaries in what can often be quite a tacky and superficial genre.
Smith loads his memior with enough raucous mayhem to more-than-satisfy on the entertainment front, but also often pauses for intelligent, analytical reflection on the workings of his criminal mind, and the life he has spent "fashioning the chains that now bind him". Through writing, he says, he has "found a more acceptable way of expressing himself" than via the violence and crime that has taken away his most basic human right: freedom.
Read more ›
Comment | 
Was this review helpful to you?
5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fear and Loathing in S.W.2 22 Jun. 2006
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
Having left South West London twenty five years ago I have, like most of us, wondered what the kids I grew up with are doing now. Up until around `81' I would go back to visit every couple of weeks and the conversation would invariably turn to "Who's in jail?" "Who just got out?" Eventually the question would become "Who's dead?" "Who's alive?"

I remember one of my best friends Noel showing me a paper clipping from the South London Press reporting on his failed stick up of an off-license in Balham. By 1980 that was the way the wind was blowing. As kids we were always involved in some life threatening escapade or another, but it was more for kicks and only occasionally criminal. But by the time half my friends were in remand centres or borstals I knew I was well out of it.

So although it came as a massive surprise, it really shouldn't have, when I recently discovered that the aforementioned Noel is now better known as Razor Smith and is currently serving life for armed robbery.

Smith has shot, slashed and robbed his way into gangland legend. Before his life sentence he was the frightener in a gang of four known as the `Laughing Bank Robbers' who carried out a string of bank raids around South London, he has fifty eight criminal convictions to his name and has now chosen to write his autobiography - "A Few Kind Words and a Loaded Gun."

Described by G.Q magazine as "One of the most powerful and intelligent crime memoirs we've ever read" and "extraordinary" by the Guardian, I just thought it plain surreal to be standing in the middle of Waterstones seeing my name included in the `lavishly blood splattered' memoirs of a major career criminal.
Read more ›
Comment | 
Was this review helpful to you?
Would you like to see more reviews about this item?
Were these reviews helpful?   Let us know
Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Amazing honest book! I couldn't put it down highly recommend this aswell as Noel Smiths other books
Published 4 months ago by Clare
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Published 5 months ago by simon meredith
4.0 out of 5 stars Great view into a criminal mind
Razor Smith is a career criminal, having been involved since he was a small boy. His intelligence though comes across throughout his writing and there is an overwhelming sense of a... Read more
Published 6 months ago by Janie U
4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars
bought for someone else.
Published 7 months ago by A. Williams
1.0 out of 5 stars When I recieved the book corners of pages were turned ...
When I recieved the book corners of pages were turned back. The front cover was peeling back and there were marks on some of the pages.
Published 7 months ago by beth silk
5.0 out of 5 stars Agressive violet and true?
OMG what an insight into a very violet young man. What awful experiences he had that left him down the wrong path. Read more
Published 13 months ago by Anna Q
5.0 out of 5 stars Wicked book !!
good to read a book about something that happened in your home town !! would definitely pass on for someone else to read!!
Published 16 months ago by lexy
4.0 out of 5 stars Helpful background reading
Book in good condition.
Good background reading towards a dissertation I plan to undertake for my degree.
Useful foraAnyone interested in what prison life is like
Published 20 months ago by Mr Social
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant
It was an absolutely brilliant book. Gave a real insight to his life that I really didn't expect. Recommend this to everyone.
Published 22 months ago by Antonia Fabsuwia
1.0 out of 5 stars Idiot with too much time on his hands
Don't waste your time
Making it seem ok to 're offending
Would rather watch paint dry than meet this idiot
Published 22 months ago by Emma
Search Customer Reviews
Only search this product's reviews

Customer Discussions

This product's forum
Discussion Replies Latest Post
No discussions yet

Ask questions, Share opinions, Gain insight
Start a new discussion
First post:
Prompts for sign-in

Search Customer Discussions
Search all Amazon discussions

Look for similar items by category