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The Feng Shui Junkie
 
 

The Feng Shui Junkie (Paperback)

by Brian Gallagher (Author) "... you see, he thinks I'm touchy by nature, a bit moody, mercurial, cantankerous (is that spelt right?), unbalanced even... but I don't know ..." (more)
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  • Paperback: 384 pages
  • Publisher: Orion; New edition edition (7 Sep 2000)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0752837109
  • ISBN-13: 978-0752837109
  • Product Dimensions: 19.7 x 12.9 x 2.9 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars See all reviews (14 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 736,600 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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Julie Fitzgerald is a 20-something Dubliner, "a venerated legal professional in a power suit, with an MGF 1.8i convertible", a very nice apartment and a dentist husband named Ronan. But something's not quite right. When she declares she wants a baby, Ronan caringly packs her off to a health farm with her best friend Sylvana. But Julie returns early, unexpectedly, and finds Ronan lounging by their pool with an unknown blonde, whose lemon yellow Wonderbra (36D) is hanging from the inside knob of their hall door. "There is", as she notes, "a trollope in the air".

Rather than confronting the adulterous pair however (far too easy) Julie embarks on a brilliant campaign of destruction--smashing Ronan's porsche, moving in her mother, liberating Nicole (the blonde)'s fish and overturning her feng-shui-ful place, before--the final insult--"befriending" her. In fact Julie becomes, in her words, "A destroyer. An anarchist. A hooligan. An Antichrist. A savage. An ogre. A Goth. A hag. A terrorist, actually. And it's giving me this warm, happy glow inside."

As it will you. There's nothing quite as fulfilling as self-righteous destruction and Julie's commentary carries us through her emotional undulations with devastating comic timing. The Feng-Shui Junkie should be a whopping big hit, carried by the distinctive new voice of its female narrator. That female voice actually belongs to a man, barrister-turned-writer Brian Gallagher, and the plot's motivation, Julie's ticking biological clock, could be construed as ever-so-slightly gender stereotyping. But there's no doubting that this is a brilliantly sustained, massively confident, wonderfully readable debut and that readers will look forward to hearing from Gallagher again. --Alan Stewart

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Julie Fitzgerald is a 20-something Dubliner, "a venerated legal professional in a power suit, with an MGF 1.8i convertible", a very nice apartment and a dentist husband named Ronan. But something's not quite right. When she declares she wants a baby, Ronan caringly packs her off to a health farm with her best friend Sylvana. But Julie returns early, unexpectedly, and finds Ronan lounging by their pool with an unknown blonde, whose lemon yellow Wonderbra (36D) is hanging from the inside knob of their hall door. "There is," as she notes, "a trollope in the air".

Rather than confronting the adulterous pair however (far too easy) Julie embarks on a brilliant campaign of destruction--smashing Ronan's porsche, moving in her mother, liberating Nicole (the blonde)'s fish and overturning her feng-shui-ful place, before--the final insult--"befriending" her. In fact Julie becomes, in her words, "A destroyer. An anarchist. A hooligan. An Antichrist. A savage. An ogre. A Goth. A hag. A terrorist, actually. And it's giving me this warm, happy glow inside."

As it will you. There's nothing quite as fulfilling as self-righteous destruction and Julie's commentary carries us through her emotional undulations with devastating comic timing. The Feng-Shui Junkieshould be a whopping big hit, carried by the distinctive new voice of it's female narrator. That female voice actually belongs to a man, barrister-turned-writer Brian Gallagher, and the plot's motivation, Julie's ticking biological clock, could be construed as ever-so-slightly gender stereotyping. But there's no doubting that this is a brilliantly-sustained, massively confident, wonderfully readable debut and that readers will look forward to hearing from Gallagher again. --Alan Stewart --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Unputdownable!!, 4 Jan 2003
By A Customer
I received the book as a Christmas present from a friend who thought the synopsis was hilarious.

The book didn't disappoint, I couldn't put it down so much so that I read it within the space of one day.

Yes you feel for Julie and can visualise her pain and emotion. Yes you cringe at some of her actions.
Yes you hate Nicole and then begin to empathise with her.
Yes you're amazed (yet not surprised) at Ronan's betrayal.

And Yes you can't wait to reach the end of the book and find out what happens...

Can't wait to read the next book, hope it's as enthralling and exciting as the first.

And as for the friend that bought this for me, thanks mate, one of the best presents I got this year!!

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4.0 out of 5 stars A good debut novel but maybe not for animal lovers!, 23 May 2001
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I picked this up at the airport for a holiday read purely because the cover caught my eye. It's an enjoyable read, made all the more so having been written by a man. Good insight! Very laugh out loud funny in parts too and Julie isn't a completely likeable character, she has her flaws just like the rest of us. Found myself egging her on more and more in the pursuit of revenge and the pasta sauce scene was hilarious! The relationship Julie has with her Mum and best friend is totally believable too. The suspense leading up to Julie finally confronting her husband and the 'trollop' is the backbone of the novel, but I did find the long-awaited showdown a bit of a let-down. That aside, it's well worth a read. I'll definitely buy Gallagher's 2nd novel.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Well thought out., 17 Jan 2001
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This was one of those books that I found very difficult to put down. It provided me with a very enjoyable read and many laughs! I'd recommend it to all those females who have been ratted on by males.
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1.0 out of 5 stars If you like animals, don't read this book
The setting is sumptuous, the characters are educated and affluent professionals, the discovery of a lemon yellow bra comedic, and it all looks like a promising romp of a... Read more
Published on 23 Nov 2000

3.0 out of 5 stars this is one disillusioned author...
The book is actually quite good, I did laugh, I nearly cried and, for once, actually got whipped up by the suspense. Read more
Published on 30 Oct 2000 by Mrs. R. Thomas

5.0 out of 5 stars Hell hath no fury ... and here's how!
This is definitely a good read overall and I recommend it to any MAN who's thinking about cheating on his wife. Read more
Published on 18 Oct 2000 by duncan.williamson@tesco.net

5.0 out of 5 stars I cannot believe the author is male!
I really enjoyed reading this book and had to keep reminding myself that the author was male! Brian Gallagher has a real insight into just what lengths females will often go to. Read more
Published on 15 Oct 2000

1.0 out of 5 stars Disappointing, lacklustre debut from Mr Gallagher
I picked this book up and was intrigued by the story line. We are all fascinated by the concept of love, particularly when it turns sour. This is the basis of the book. Read more
Published on 17 Aug 2000

5.0 out of 5 stars An amazingly thrilling read!
I absolutely adored this book! Congrats to Brian Gallagher! i liked the book so much that i intend writing my Response to Personal Reading (RPR) for my higher english course on... Read more
Published on 15 Aug 2000

5.0 out of 5 stars absolutely fabulous
i laughed and i cried. what an absolutely wonderful novel, a female perception from a man. i did however feel sorry for the fish and will never look at fish mousse in quite the... Read more
Published on 19 Mar 2000 by Chris Stewart-Young

3.0 out of 5 stars The 'Fung Shway' Junkie.
Yeah, very impressive. Brian Gallagher has taken not-so original idea of revenge on an adulterous husband and turned it into a very new and exciting tale of smash, bang wallop... Read more
Published on 10 Mar 2000 by andrewjfalvey@hotmail.com

5.0 out of 5 stars Superb - a must-read book,
This is an absolutely fantastic tale of revenge, friendship and, of course, feng-shui. It is a gallop through the roller-coaster of emotions experienced by a scorned wife and,... Read more
Published on 9 Mar 2000

5.0 out of 5 stars An excellent read
This is a superb book which I purchased after hearing Brian Gallagher reading it at his Irish launch in Dublin. Read more
Published on 20 Feb 2000

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