Packed with 101 simple and practical tips to help perfect the art of house messing, this definitive guide blows the Feng Shui myth right open.
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Never again will you wonder where to position that priceless antique chair - with three weeks of dirty laundry on it you won't be able to see it! The 3-step rubbish plan: 1. Buy bin liners that are fractionally too small for your bin. 2. Rather than empty the bin, squash down the contents so that more rubbish will fit in. 3. Keep squashing in rubbish until it is affirmed that the bag will definitely spilt when you lift it out. Holiday unpacking formula: x(x+2) = y where is the number of days you were on holiday and y is the number of days you leave your half-unpacked suitcases and toiletry bags scattered throughout the house.
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Anna Crosbie is a mother with several children and is an expert on house messing.
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40 of 49 people found the following review helpful
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Very, very funny, and filled with a stackload of excellent life excuses. You need never feel guilty about not doing the housework again. Buy it, read it, then kick back with a Bud, watch the football, and ignore the housework.
62 of 77 people found the following review helpful
Feeble rubbish aimed at the Christmas market. The only mildly amusing thing is the title. Contains such gems as "Doormats - never use it" and "Coat racks - are for the permanent storage of coats you will never wear again". If you find that funny buy the book. I reccomend you buy a pint instead!
35 of 45 people found the following review helpful
This book is awesome! At last a Christmas gift for all those difficult relatives. Practical, sexy and damn funny. And reading this provides one more reason why there is no time to clean the house.
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