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Father Christmas Needs a Wee [Paperback]

Nicholas Allan
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Book Description

5 Nov 2009

"Father Christmas needs a wee.

He's been drinking drinks since half past three . . ."

At each different house that he visits Father Christmas drinks and eats all the goodies left out for him. Before long he really, really, really needs a wee. So much so that he even forgets to leave the presents behind. But he dashes back, delivers all the pressies and flies home at high speed to avoid an embarassing accident . . . there's just one tiny problem . . . he's lost his house key!

Find out what happens and whether Father Christmas ever gets to relieve himself in this brilliant and fabulously funny counting book from the talented author/illustrator Nicholas Allan!


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Product details

  • Paperback: 32 pages
  • Publisher: Red Fox Picture Books (5 Nov 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 186230825X
  • ISBN-13: 978-1862308251
  • Product Dimensions: 24 x 0.3 x 29 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (156 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 14,623 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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"A Christmas counting book that's sure to be popular with younger children - watch them giggle with delight as Father Christmas helps himself to tasty treats as he delivers the presents, only to find that he really, really, really needs a wee." (The School Run blog)

"There can be few more arresting titles on the market than Nicholas Allan's Father Christmas Needs A Wee . . . Perfect for all, pretty much from birth" (Katy Guest Independent)

"Big, bold pictures and wonderful facial expressions make this a must for Christmas and ever afterwards" (Sally Morris Daily Mail)

"A funny, festive counting book that has a brilliant, bouncy rhyme that kids will want you to read again and again - and again" (Natasha Harding The Sun)

"This rhyming counting book will appeal to youngsters with a practical turn of mind or those who like toilet humour" (Sarah Kingsford Sunday Express)

Book Description

A funny and festive counting book in brilliantly bouncy rhyme

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39 of 39 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Every child should have a copy :D 28 Nov 2009
Format:Paperback
I bought this book to share with my reception class (even taking it to the staff room to show it off!), but shared it with my friends 4 year old boy first. He loved it...he joined in with the rhyming and counted items on each page. Although the black text on the dark background is hard to read - that is only on a few pages and certainly does not put us off the book. I have had to read it 4 times in the space of a few hours already. This book had both of us giggling and I anticipate it will have the same effect in class this week :D
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21 of 22 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars brilliant, fantastic 22 Dec 2009
By Nic
Format:Paperback
Wow, both kids and adults alike have loved this book. Not only does it help children with counting, but also rhymning. Both my 5 year old and 2year old can recite the book to us, they get all excited when the book is choosen for bedtime stories even though we may have already read it 3 times that day. It been to school and the class and the teacher loved it. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, buy it its great. (Will have to mention that the only problem with the book is that on one page the words are written in black on a blue background, but now that we all know the words off by heart it not that much of a problem)
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars xmas book 24 Feb 2010
By E. Ramshaw VINE VOICE
Format:Paperback|Verified Purchase
superb book, great fun for the kids ( of all ages ) even my eldest at 12 loved it and couldnt stop laughing, great for young readers and for parents to read aloud.superb book any time of year
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A Christmas Cracker! 23 Nov 2009
Format:Paperback
I just bought this book to give as a gift and I reckon it's brilliant. I reckon the rhymes and rhythm of the text work really well and the artwork is lovely. There is a real mix of colours and textures and kids will really like to count along with Father Christmas. The whole thought of Santa needing a wee is very amusing...well, I laughed and I'm sure my 5 year old nephew will too when I give it to him! A Christmas Cracker!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Father Christmas Needs a Wee 9 Jan 2010
Format:Paperback
This really appealed to the 'anything to do with a loo' nature of little boys. Great fun.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
I bought this as a christmas eve present for my grandson and spent the whole evening reading it to him and him rolling around with laughter. It has to be a hit with any little one as it mixes their two favourite topics lavatory and christmas. Having worked with autistic children this is a nice simple book with clear pictures and a beautiful poetic prose.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing 28 Aug 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
So funny! Me and my little brother who is 2 years old were laughing a lot, AND NOW HE IS READING IT TO ME because of the numbers and easy words , A real win
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Imitation hungry caterpillar 9 Nov 2011
By Marie
Format:Paperback|Verified Purchase
Its ok- it has the feel that the author kind of thought lets make the hungry caterpillar with a christmas theme.
Its pages show images more of objects to count rather than lots of chrimbo images.
I think it could have been better if santa was on more of the pages with the comedy effect of him needing a wee.
Could have been a better book than it is.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Present for grandchild.
I haven`t seen this book as it was purchased for a present but the 3 year old who received it enjoyed it being read to him. Sorry, can`t give better feedback about it. Read more
Published 2 days ago by Flower Fairy 56
5.0 out of 5 stars Father Christmas Needs a Wee
Bought as a xmas present it went down really well , its essentially a counting book as you count all the drinks he has which makes him need a wee so its good fun and great for... Read more
Published 10 days ago by Kathryn Martin
5.0 out of 5 stars Bought to read to the grandchildren at Christmas
Brilliant. A firm favourite that was read over and over again. Easy for the children to pick up on the repitition and join in.
Published 11 days ago by Scattycat
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it :-)
Hilarious, my pre-schoolers loved it. Also went down well at Rhyme time too. Highly recommended. Go on you know you want too!
Published 26 days ago by Babybirdy
5.0 out of 5 stars "funny"
This was recommended to me and I can't recommend out enough to anyone else!! Such a lovely story well written and drawn. We giggled our way through this book
Published 2 months ago by twinkle
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny Christmas Book
Bought for my 2 year old, as a present from 'Santa.' He loved the story, which encourages him to count from 1 - 10 and he excitedly joined in with the repeated line, 'Father... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Mrs. M. R. Sinclair
4.0 out of 5 stars Its ok
An ok book, my son (3 years) seems to like it, we are still reading it and its not Christmas! The writing on one page is a bit too dark to read without good lighting but quite a... Read more
Published 2 months ago by alice
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious
This book was so popular that I must have read it 20 times. The concept had the children in stitches. In addition, the counting was educational
and well planned. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Tara
5.0 out of 5 stars Xmas Book
Father Christmas Needs a Wee is a brilliantly funny book and still being asked too read most days after Christmas . :)
Published 3 months ago by Miss B Bennett
5.0 out of 5 stars Father Chreistmas needs a wee
Very suitable for young ones being potty trained. I like the rhyming and counting which I didn't realise until I read it
Published 3 months ago by Mrs Christine Berry
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