Scientists are idiots. This cable proves beyond all doubt that flat is better than round. God isn't stupid, he knows this too which is why he made the earth flat, not round. Have you ever tried to walk on a football? You would fall off. But because the earth is flat, you resolutely stay stuck. No broken noses from nasty falls.
Anyone who uses this wonderfully angelic cable will know that flat is best (except when it comes to ladies chests). This cable was divinely easy to install, it's flat profile a joy to fit under doors, carpets and small children.