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Explain THAT to a Martian! Complete [Kindle Edition]

Gary Weston

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Three in the morning. I was drunk. Nothing new there. I needed to pee, and found "Joe" in my lounge.
Don't get me wrong. Joe's a nice guy. He just happens to come from Mars. So, we talked a while, had fish finger sandwiches, he asked a lot of stupid questions, and I'm still drunk.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 955 KB
  • Print Length: 49 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Gary Weston (21 Mar 2014)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00J62Z1NE
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #233,181 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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More About the Author

Hi, everyone. Nice to meet you all. I so appreciate the interest you have in my books and all the nice reviews. (The Songs of Angels isn't one of my books, by the way. That's another Gary Weston).
The "Craggy" books seem to be popular. Perhaps my British humour in them goes down well. When I think of Craggy, I see David Jason, Del Boy himself. I'd love to see him in a film version. David???
Starlight Army is set in the Midlands, and although fiction, is about real people. They do a lot of work for the P D S A and proceeds from that book go to that charity. More of a young adult sort of book.
A little about me. I am from the West Midlands of England, but now live in a small, rural town in New Zealand. I have my dog Minnie for company. If I hit a plot hole, I take her for a walkies and it sorts itself out.
I was never going to write science fiction, but having found space opera, I write a lot of it.
Other books, such as the Dusty Miller series, is set in New Zealand, so the places are as described. Same for One Man's Dream. The place Craig Rogers builds his home is real.
That's about it for now. Thank you for reading my books and I look forward to writing many more for you. Gary Weston

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