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104 Excuses for Work Avoidance
  

104 Excuses for Work Avoidance (Paperback)

by Matthew Court (Author), Dave Brady (Author)
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  • Paperback: 96 pages
  • Publisher: Mustard (1 Aug 1999)
  • ISBN-10: 0953172503
  • ISBN-13: 978-0953172504
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 1,088,597 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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This booklet is a guide for the employee to further their skills by providing unbelievably believable excuses to avoid work. Ranging from the simple to the sublime, these tried and tested acts of idleness will convert even the hardest of managers into cooing sympathisers. Whether you want an excuse for being late, a couple of hours off, or the whole day to yourself, this list provides the best dodge for whatever you need. Simply follow the five easy steps to that well earned rest:

Use the "What tone of voice should I adopt" key.
STEP1. Prepare yourself with an excuse of your choice and rehearse the story thoroughly until even you believe it.
STEP2. Be positive in saying"I am going to be late", "I feel really awful", and "I can't come in today". There will be less doubt if you are very assertive.
STEP3. Make that all important phone call as early as possible before the place of work is full.
STEP4. Mission successful, return to your bedroom for that well deserved relaxation.
STEP5. Above all, do not feel guilty and really enjoy your extra free time.


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5.0 out of 5 stars Excellently funny and useful., 13 Dec 2000
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The perfect guide to how to skive work,imaginatively written, would certainly fool most bosses.
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