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Patrick Bergin stars in this creature feature about the Loch Ness monster. When an underwater earthquake ruptures a major fault line, the legendary gigantic reptile is unleashed upon the North Sea.

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1.0 out of 5 stars Fish, Ham and Chips, 18 Nov 2003

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Where to start?...this is, in all probability, one of THE worst films I have ever seen. Riddled with plot holes, inconsistencies, atrocious dialogue, any number of cliches, the least convincing Scottish accents anywhere - and acting so rotten it stinks up the screen...I've just finished watching it and can't remember a single character's name. The special effects, most of which are recycled several times, are more confusing than scary. The monster's size fluctuates widely - Atkins, anyone? It remains an indistinct, log-like blur for most of the time. When it comes into focus, you'll wish it hadn't. And who knew Loch Ness was in California?

This would make a passable throwaway present for B-movie fans with high levels of cheese tolerance.

Howling. Absolutely howling.

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1.0 out of 5 stars Not waving but drowning - and how!, 23 Sep 2003

By	Trevor Willsmer (London, England) - See all my reviews (TOP 50 REVIEWER)

No-one (apart from Troma) actually sets out to make a bad film, but it's hard to believe that anyone involved in this lumbering underwater turkey actually thought they were onto a winner. In the small, undistinguished canon of Loch Ness films, it makes Loch Ness and even the truly dire Oh! What a Whopper look like Citizen Kane.

See bottom-billed Brian Wimmer in his first lead role since Late For Dinner as something or other (anthropologist/documentary maker - it's hard to tell: his character is solely defined by wearing a cowboy hat). See Lysette Anthony in her worst performance to date (!!!) as a TV producer whose every other line of dialogue is `UN-believe-ABLE!' See that guy who played the villain/Village People lookalike in Commando play a Scottish harbourmaster - badly - with one of the most unconvincing sets of false teeth ever committed to celluloid. See a film so incredibly dull that even Robert Foxworth took his name off the credits. See Patrick what-happened-to-my-career Bergin in the Robert Shaw role take on the monster with only a spear, a kilt and a face painted in blue woad a la Braveheart. See the same three CGI shots of the Loch Ness monster reused more than 30 times. See just how boring a low budget exploitation movie can be - the old English phrase flat as a witch's tit springs to mind. Not funny, tragically, but deadly, deadly dull - even UPN or Fox 11 wouldn't show this one. Shot entirely on location in Los Angeles without any Scottish actors whatsoever, hopes for an unintentional and deliriously demented laugh-in of Lifeforce dimensions are cruelly dashed.

The film was the cause of some embarrassment to Scottish Screen during its pre-production: although notoriously unco-operative to local productions, they bent over backwards to accommodate a location scout by the American producers, laying on hotels and even a helicopter for the recce. Unfortunately for the government quango, the producers got so much stock footage for free that they didn't need to return to Scotland at all, leaving them with a lot of egg on their faces.

UK DVD collectors get a better deal than US ones on extras at least - this comes with a poe-faced documentary (with the costume designers explaining that their comprehensive research stretched to renting a copy of Braveheart from Blockbuster - and meaning it!) and trailer. However, the US version is a director's cut (as if that would make a difference when faced with this kind of ineptitude).

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1.0 out of 5 stars Messie, 10 Jun 2007

By	Zawiah Saki "Zoe" (United Kingdom) - See all my reviews

American yuppies meet Nessie and help the locals to blow it up. A comment on American Foreign Policy perhaps? No. Don't look for subtlety here. This is a mess. The actors looked ashamed saying their lines - and so they should. It is a clich� ridden and cheap Jaws rip-off. Don't these bozos realise that a Jaws type movie without good acting and good special effects has no right to be on the screen? It's almost a shot for shot remake of Jaws but filmed in somebody's bath tub and padded out by the most obvious stock footage of Loch Ness you could download - for free. A dinosaur bath toy waved at the camera stands in for Nessie.
Someone ought to have explained that 'Loch' is not pronounced 'Lock'. The 'ch' is a glottal. But what am I saying? The 'Scottish' accents are so thin I expected the policeman to say "Don' come back, y'all" and spit tobacco for emphasis.
I suspect that most of it was filmed in California. The divers looked far too warm for Scotland.
Morally, the film is repugnant. A new species is discovered and immediately rendered extinct. Or is it? The last clich� in this tour de farce of clich�s is the suggestion that there might be others down there and anyway, they have some 'roe'. Er, 'roe' is fish eggs. Reptiles just lay eggs if anything. And in any case, a prehistoric water saurian is more likely to have live young than lay eggs. But then again, the director laid one great big egg so I suppose, anything is possible. It's even possible you might enjoy this film. I would keep it to your own sad self if you do though.

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1.0 out of 5 stars watched in media (college)
we have been studying movies for about 5 weeks now and our tutor showed us this because in his words it was an example of a low budget movie and we laughed. Read more

Published 9 months ago by Mr. J. Maynard

4.0 out of 5 stars Not so bad
I have seen a lot of bad films and i would not rate this as a bad film. i thought it was quite magical but i dont watch films to pull to pieces or to see what is rubbish about it... Read more

Published 16 months ago by Ms. M. K. Platts

5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant!
Some American students go to Scotland to relax at the renowned Loch Ness Nightclub, in between in searching for the Loch Ness Monster. Read more

Published 21 months ago by D. A. Nimmo

1.0 out of 5 stars Hoots Mon!
You honestly wonder how some people have the nerve to release a film! Acting? What acting? Lysette Anthony clearly watched 'Parent Trap' and decided to create a volatile version... Read more

Published on 24 Feb 2007 by Simon J. Bullivent

5.0 out of 5 stars Equisitely Bad!
The 'Making Of' documentary on the DVD turns this appalling film into a masterpiece. Seemingly made by some rich kids on their summer holidays using daddy's money, one of the... Read more

Published on 7 Feb 2007 by Fish Girl

1.0 out of 5 stars Loch Ness Fans Don't Bother
It just proves that Americans have no idea about loch Ness and by making this film, have totally ruined the mystery and spirit of the real loch ness. Read more

Published on 22 Jun 2006 by Katey J. Carter

1.0 out of 5 stars A film for mentally challenged children
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I purchased this DVD secondhand (fortunately), and intend to keep it to play to visiting infants. Read more

Published on 12 Jul 2004 by C. J. M. Watson

1.0 out of 5 stars The least convincing accents since Dick Van Dyke
To produce a film of this incompetence takes skill of quite jaw dropping proportions. Wonderfully inept cutting and accents straight out of the Dick Van Dyke book of "How To Do... Read more

Published on 14 Feb 2004 by Wowbagger the Infinite

1.0 out of 5 stars So awful it's hysterical!!
I really hope this film had a low budget. It's the only excuse that would be accepted for the awful Scottish accents! Read more

Published on 31 Oct 2001

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