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Eleven [Kindle Edition]

Mark Watson
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`You may recognise Mark Watson's name from TV panel shows such as Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Have I Got News For You and Mock The Week, from his pear cider ads or from his stand-up routine... But this, the comedian's third novel, cements his reputation as a witty, sharply observant writer' --Stylist 8/6

`Here's a rather sickening fact for you: at just 31, comedian Mark Watson has written three novels. And to add insult to injury, they've all been excellent. His latest follows the superbly named Xavier Ireland - a secret-harbouring DJ who inadvertently sparks a chain of events that sees his own life, and 10 others, rapidly unravel. The compelling plotline and sharp, witty prose combine to make Eleven Watson's finest literary achievement yet. Prepare to battle envious emotions the whole way through'
--Shortlist 9/6

'Emotive, dark and funny in all the right places'
--Venue Magazine, June Issue

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Xavier Ireland is a radio DJ who by night listens to the hopes, fears and regrets of sleepless Londoners and by day keeps himself very much to himself - until he is brought into the light by a one-of-a-kind cleaning lady and forced to confront his own biggest regret. This is a tale of love, loss, Scrabble and six degrees of separation, asking big questions about life and death, strangers and friends, heartache and comfort, and whether the choices we don't make affect us just as powerfully as those we do.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 359 KB
  • Print Length: 308 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1847379680
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster UK (19 Aug 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B003M69XMK
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (121 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #625 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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55 of 56 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Eleven out of ten 2 Aug 2010
By J Davis
Somewhat out of character for a bloke who can have a novel on the go for well in excess of a month, I lay in the garden and devoured Eleven in a weekend. I attribute this partly to the weather, partly to the fact that my girlfriend was otherwise detained but mostly to the quality of Watson's writing.

Anyone familiar with Watson as a comedian will be aware that his appeal is down to more than just him 'being funny'; he's humble enough to endear himself without being too self-deprecating and his insight can challenge your thoughts without seeming preachy. These aspects of his personality are naturally evident in his writing.

Eleven is the story of eleven people with little in common other than their geographic location and a single string of related events, invisible to everyone but the omniscient reader. It's also the story of one of those eleven having his arm twisted into being a better person, having a tangible positive effect on his world while around him the aftershocks of a previous bad decision rumble on, more disastrously than he would have ever imagined.

It's a romanticised view, to some extent, and Watson applies a degree of artistic licence but it remains honest because it undoubtedly reflects exactly the sort of chain reaction of actions and consequences that is going on around us all the time, undetectable from the viewpoint of someone on the inside looking out.

Ultimately, Eleven serves as a touching illustration of how decisions we make or fail to make can affect ourselves and others in ways we couldn't dream possible, causing you to ask yourself the simultaneous questions 'Could I be better?', 'Should I be better?' and 'Why do I bother?
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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Nice book 24 Aug 2011
It was a nice book and an interesting read, did make me think about my actions and how they impact on others. I don't think it will win any awards but I would recommend it if you want a nice, simple read that will make you smile in parts and gasp in shock in others. Pippa is such a fantastic character and is really easy to connect to. Passed the book on to a friend who loved it !
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Great read! 19 April 2012
By Ax
I have really been bowled over by the style in which 'Eleven' has been written. It seems a very different and unorthodox way to structure a story but it seems to work (and I'll be honest, the style was a little off-putting after a few chapters).

The main character Xavier is very hard to connect with at the start but as the story progresses into the chain of events, it becomes a book that you just simply cannot put down! I very much started to enthuse with Xavier's character and the more that started to unravel about his past the more I decided to enjoy the story and Xavier's "ways".

I first started reading this book last year and because I thought the story line was going nowhere in particular I became largely dissapointed and stopped reading it a quarter of the way through. But having had a day off from work today, I decided to give it another go and my opinion has completely changed having finished it over the past few hours!

Overall it's got quite a dark theme and punchy storyline and with the witty humour incorporated within the book in small doses, it becomes a real treat and find for any reader.

4 stars, well deserved!
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14 of 15 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Beautiful 19 July 2011
I don't know why I bought this book. I knew who Mark Watson was, and I loved his comedy, but I honestly don't know how I got from his stand-up to buying this book.

But I'm very glad I did!

From the few reviews I'd read online, I was expecting a laugh-out-loud book. Instead, I found myself completely enthralled and moved by the story almost immediately. It's funny too, but mostly I was gripped by the story, how well the pieces fit together, how Watson's web spun out, starting with one little event. The language is beautiful, I'd catch myself re-reading bits just because I loved the wording so much.

And how it all comes together, the journey for Xavier (and all the other characters) from the start to the last page.

It's just a beautiful book! The only reason it took me so long to finish it was that I kept putting it down because I didn't want it to end.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
By davidT
This reminded me a little of Hunters and Gatherers (Geoff Nicholson), which also plays on the theme of disparate people bumping into each other, though in a slightly more surreal way.
In Eleven, the whole narrative stems from a single action not performed - or rather partially performed. Xavier Ireland, a promising London-based Australian DJ on the graveyard midnight-4am shift destined for greater things - intervenes when a boy is being bullied, but backs out when the odds seem stacked against him.
The boy's mother feels she has been too distracted by her job as a journalist to carry out her role as a mother, and her frustration causes her to write a vitriolic review of a restaurant. This is in turn means the drunken restaurant owner lashes out and sacks a kitchen worker, a fat boy who then has to find another, disastrously misjudged, way to get the money for his gym membership...and so on and so on.
Eventually, via a suicidal maths teacher, a formerly promising discus thrower forced by arthritis to give up and support herself and her sister by taking cleaning jobs, a frustrated estate agent and a psychotherapist, everything comes full circle and rebounds back on Xavier.
None of the characters is simple; all have features that evoke some sympathy, and each has a back story - the homeless mother downstairs from Xavier, the office worker upstairs who isn't quite the battered woman Xavier imagines.
Even people who appear briefly, like the fellow expat Gemma with whom Xavier shares a one night stand, are not just dismissed, but given an after-story which in her case takes her in a few sentences back to Australia, marriage, retirement and eventual death. Almost an obsessive tying up of loose ends.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars A good read for blokes who don't do novels.
I don't read novels. In fact, I don't read much at all.
But I like Mark Watson as a comedian very much and thought I'd take a chance on his book. Read more
Published 2 days ago by Amazon Customer
4.0 out of 5 stars Very good read. Would consider buying more books by Mark
Very good read. Would consider buying more books by Mark Watson
Published 7 days ago by Grandma T
1.0 out of 5 stars not as good as expected
A bit too contrived for my liking. There were far too many characters because of the ending towards which we were inevitably heading.
Published 1 month ago by Amazon Customer
4.0 out of 5 stars Interesting concept and well written
Mark Watson has come up with an interesting idea - that these 11 peoples story are all connected in some small way (in the same way we are all connected to Kevin Bacon!). Read more
Published 1 month ago by Booboo44
5.0 out of 5 stars a man of many talents
Another excellent novel from a writer I have always admired for his stand up. He tackles uncomfortable subjects and the endings are not easy. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Psych dot
5.0 out of 5 stars Wondeful read
Loved this !! A super page turner !! Please keep writing Mr Watson....your'e fab ......Always original and unique, not to be missed!!
Published 2 months ago by Nicola Miller-Latham
5.0 out of 5 stars A touching & moving story
I challenge anyone not to be taken in by this moving and charming novel. Hard to believe Mark Watson is a stand-up comic, don't let that put you off reading any of his novels.
Published 4 months ago by stephen huggins
5.0 out of 5 stars Surprisingly good - addictive even
I was familiar with Mark Watson from his TV work, especially Mock the Week and Live at the Apollo and was intrigued as to how he would translate to the written word so at 99p as... Read more
Published 5 months ago by Milo
4.0 out of 5 stars Thought provoking
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Eleven is premised on some of my favourite concepts: that everyone is connected and that one action can cause an... Read more
Published 6 months ago by Emmablogsbooks
5.0 out of 5 stars Ten out of ten.
Read in the early hours appropriate because matches the hero s D J lifestyle. Great inter connection between the other characters. Very good story
Published 6 months ago by Gillian M Richardson
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