I've been eagerly awaiting DNF since it was annouced in 1997 having loved the previous version. Given the hype and record time the game has been in development I couldn't wait to sit down and play this, and was really expecting to like it.
Unfortunately - there isn't much, if anything to like. DNF does not really seem to be a direct comparison to Duke 3d which was a first person action shooter; - DNF seems more puzzle orientated (the main one being how it got released) and has a much slower pace in most parts. After the intro which replays the final minutes of 3d, DNF starts very slowly indeed, and in fact its at least ten minutes before you even pick up a gun. You just end up wandering around a casino talking to people, followed by a search for energy cells to restart a reactor. The puzzles are reminiscent of Half Life, but vastly inferior, and the whole game feels very old fashioned (which is perhaps to be expected given how long it was in development). This is made worse by the fact that the game is so linear; - and you end up plodding through the levels one after the other. From time to time you will encounter a Boss - one section where you have to defeat a mothership is almost laughable for a modern game - you cannot even move off the spot and just have to fire at it repeatedly until it is destroyed. Also - you can only carry two guns.
By far the worst thing however is the loading time which you seem to spend more time waiting for than playing the game. I don't know how a game that has its origins in the late nineties could possibly load so slowly on a modern high spec PC. Levels can take minutes to load, and you are left staring at a static screen. The maps also seem quite small and the game frequently has to pause to load a new section. My PC is powerful enough to run the game at full detail settings across the board - so it is not a question of spec. The game also seems to crash occasionally as well, which again means you have to reload :( Perhaps this is why they called it Duke Nukem Forever?
I would advise all but the most diehard fans of Duke to give this a miss. Given the wait, you may be tempted to buy the game out of morbid curiosity just to see what it is like (surely it can't be that bad?) Trust me don't bother. For what I got I wasn't happy having spent £27 quid on the PC version. If I'd bought the Balls of Steel special edition version for £65 I'd feel like I had been robbed.
Prospective purchasers of DNF for the PC should look at downloading Eduke32 and the high resolution pack which is a free enhanced version of the original Duke Nukem 3d. This is a vastly superior game to DNF in every way, although you will need to copy the GRP files from an original Duke 3d CD in order to run the game.
Hopefully Gearbox Software, having finished off the original 3d Realms DNF, can now start on a new, worthy successor to Duke 3d.