When Venus, or Aprhrodite, as the Greeks called the goddess of love, whispers in your ear, you can expect to hear words of love. But does she mean it, or is she only proving once again what fools these mortals be? Still, you must heed her advice and try to win the heart of the one she says you were born for. No matter if the quest of love takes you on a death march, puts you in a competition you have little chance of winning, and eventually shows you a vision of your own demise, mere seconds away. “Drunk as a Rhino” takes you on a trip through a labyrinth of false promises, GI bars, elusive love, greedy cleaning ladies, and the Berlin Zoo. You only need to get on the next U-bahn car. And it’s just about to leave!