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Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary: The A-Z Guide to Staying Alive [Kindle Edition]

Dr Dale Seslick
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (36 customer reviews)

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'Satisfyingly Movie literate and frequently Very Funny' -- SFX Magazine Review - Sept 2010

'If you're looking for a book that will make you laugh then there was a lot here that had me chuckling.`Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary' is full of little gems...[like] when Dale goes off on a mad tangent and comes up with something that's completely unexpected but still manages to make perfect sense in terms of surviving the zombie onslaught. Take giraffes for example... [This] is a book that you won't regret having at your side --Graeme's Fantasy Book Review Sept 15th 2010

'The book is very funny, and had me legitimately laughing my head off at several points.Recommended!' -- The Rotting Zombie Blog - Aug 2010

'I was completely blown the f*ck away...I can almost guarantee this will be your new favourite book' -- Zombie Digest - Aug 2010

'Satisfyingly Movie literate and frequently Very Funny' --SFX Magazine Review - Sept 2010

'Excellent & Humorous...
Buy this book - it will save your life' --Fortean Times (Cover Review)

`A hilarious and (I can't believe I'm saying this) practical guide that any genre fan with a modicum of good humor would enjoy. Buy a copy.... Hell, buy two - you know, just in case!' --Midnite Media - Oct 2010

'The book is very funny, and had me legitimately laughing my head off at several points - Recommended' --The Rotting Zombie - Aug 2010

This in an excellent dictionary, extremely fun to read, and will create a riot of laughter
A real morale booster when civilization ends
--Living Dead Media - July 2010

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'An excellent and humorous look at an all too serious and oft-neglected problem... Buy this book. It could save your life' FORTEAN TIMES 'Very funny, had me legitimately laughing my head off at several points. Many of the subjects covered are totally bizarre, and weird...but sometimes there is method to the madness. Pure genius' THE ROTTING ZOMBIE 'If you love your family and hate zombies, buy this book. Your wife will prefer it to flowers...' THE ZOMBIE TIMES - TERROR4FUN.COM 'I was completely blown the f*ck away...I can almost guarantee this will be your new favourite book' ZOMBIE DIGEST 'Dr. Dale's talent for providing a comical zest while imparting knowledge is unsurpassed. I found myself laughing my butt off during many points in the book. I highly recommend this book to Zombie Enthusiasts as well as Horror Enthusiasts. If you do not include this book in your personal library, then you can not claim to be an enthusiast. It is a definite must read!' ANGELIA RAENE 'This book is required reading' TOTAL SCI-FI ONLINE 'A glimpse into one of the most brilliant zombie-focused minds of our generation' ZOMBIECOMMAND.COM 'Dr. Dale's Zombie Dictionary is a very, very fun read. I highly recommend it.' FROM MIDNIGHT, WITH LOVE 'This is just a hilarious read where I found myself laughing out loud a lot...if you want a really fun, fast, and hilarious read pick up Dr. Dale's ZOMBIE DICTIONARY.' ANYTHINGHORROR.COM 'You wont wan't to put it down, and your friend's will want to borrowA" it. This book is a keeper.' ZOMBIE ZONE NEWS 'This in an excellent dictionary, extremely fun to read, and will create a riot of laughter. A real morale booster when civilization ends' LIVING DEAD MEDIA 'Overall, this was a hilarious and (I can't believe I'm saying this) practical guide that any genre fan with a modicum of good humor would enjoy. Buy a copy - Hell, buy two - you know, just in case!' MIDNITE MEDIA 'The advice given is useful, informative (it's helped me no end in Dead Rising 2) and very funny. Despite there being a lot of jokes, Doctor Dale never sacrifices good advice for a punchline...It's well illustrated throughout... and a lot of fun. Everything a bit of good zombie literature should be, in fact.' PORKHEAD'S HORROR REVIEW 'The Dictionary...is just great - hilarious and fun - while being a real guide to what one should do to prepare for a zombie outbreak. From cover to cover, the book is just an easy, enjoyable read and you can't ask for any more than that!' CAFFEINATED JOE 'Lots of laughs, some good advice, really cool illustrations, and silly fun, Dr. Dale covers it all! A really fun overall read that I would highly recommend' ZOMBIE HOARD.COM

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 3754 KB
  • Print Length: 324 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0749008059
  • Publisher: Allison & Busby (27 Sep 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B006WB2DTM
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (36 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #134,267 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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17 of 19 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars How To Survive A Zombie Review? 31 Aug 2010
Format:Paperback
Having seen, and loved, Dr. Dale's How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse seminar at the Edinburgh Fringe this year I naturally rushed out to buy the book. Unlike many other zombie survival guides this one doesn't take itself too seriously. The humour is first rate, and the advice ranges from the sublime to the hilariously ridiculous. There's something reassuring in knowing that Dr. Dale has taken the time to consider what the Woman's Institute will do in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse. Well written, well researched and funny from A to Z. If you want to survive the inevitable zombie apocalypse you should order immediately, and preferably before your postman turns into a member of the walking dead...
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11 of 13 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Best laugh in ages 26 Aug 2010
By Bumble
Format:Paperback
Brilliant crack - laughed out loud many times! I keep a copy on my desk for those times i need a smile - it is the ultimate reference book (and will come in amazingly handy when a zombie walks through the door)
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars good but ran out of steam 5 Nov 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
A brilliant start, especially suggesting the Aardvark be deep frozen and used a bludgeon!
Aliens and The Carpenters song lyrics; hysterical!
Some amazing movie links, and some great advice on why I should learn how to Morris dance, then the peanuts as weapons chapter... I thought this book is turning into a total snort fest!
However, after F it all started to become a bit boring and same; same comments, same references.
I was getting bored and fast reading over some of the, initially funny comments, which were now grating and becoming childish.
A bit like a '70s comedy that continues to do the same slap and tickle gag scenes in different settings.
Maybe this is a book that needs reading in little sections.
I liked the style but not so much the content!
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1.0 out of 5 stars Weak and not very funny !
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