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Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs: (She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse) Paperback – 22 Jun 2006


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  • Paperback: 224 pages
  • Publisher: Nicholas Brealey Publishing (22 Jun 2006)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1857883764
  • ISBN-13: 978-1857883763
  • Product Dimensions: 13.5 x 21.4 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (149 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 695,583 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Paul Carter has been working in the oil exploration industry since he was eighteen years old, in that time he has accumulated a wealth of hilarious and often terrifying stories. Alongside his work as a writer Paul has continued to work on drilling rigs.

www.paulcarter.net.au

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"A boy's own yarn from the front line of the oil industry." -- Men's Style

"A fascinating and funny life story well worth the read." -- Sportsladsmag.com, 10 July 2006

"A torrent of tall tales from a life less ordinary" -- The Press and Journal, Aberdeen, 4th July 2006

"A torrent of tall tales from a life less ordinary:. -- The Press and Journal, Aberdeen, 22 July 2006

"A unique look at a gritty game. Relentlessly funny and obsessively readable." -- Phillip Noyce, director of The Quiet American and Clear and Present Danger

"Carter's tales are always entertainingand offer a few unblinking apercus baout Big Oil seen from the inside." -- Scotland on Sunday, 9th July 2006

"Full of colourful storoes and well-worn anecdotes accumulated over almost two decade working the oil rigs" -- TNT Magazine, 17th July 2006

"Great two-fisted writing from the far side of hell" -- John Birmingham, bestselling author of He Died with a Felafel in his Hand and Dopeland

"Paul Carter Spins a good yarn. The disburbing thig is that the yarns are all real." -- Lucire Men

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"Great two-fisted writing from the far side of hell." (John Birmingham)

"A unique look at a gritty game. Relentlessly funny and obsessively readable." (Phillip Noyce)

"A Boy's Own yarn from the front line of the oil industry." (Men's Style)

"Full of colourful stories and anecdotes accumulated over almost two decades working the oil rigs." (TNT Magazine)

"Paul Carter has led an amazing and intriguing life working on oil rigs throughout the world. His experiences reinforce the adage that truth can be stranger than fiction. However, one is never quite sure throughout this production if he has an overarching narrative to tell or if he is just slinging together a loosely connected series of entertaining anecdotes. Though slightly disjointed, his tales are intriguing – and made more so by the jovial Australian accent with which he recounts his exploits. Energy permeates his narration, and his caricatured impersonations of the various people who populate his stories, surprisingly, add to the listener's enjoyment." (AudioFile Magazine) --This text refers to the Audio CD edition.

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Petrolhead VINE VOICE on 14 April 2008
Format: Paperback
This book takes about two hours to read. It zips through hundreds of hilarious and dangerous situations that the author gets into all over the world. A very funny and rather shocking look at the humour and adrenaline of men working in the oil industry, it will go down well with anyone who enjoys a good lad's mag.

I bought this on spec in Sydney airport where the petite Asian lady in the bookshop said "Oh yes, I've read that, it's excellent." I was a little surprised, perhaps even suspicious and unsure of what I was buying. Now I just have respect for the lady in the shop. This book is all about drunkenness, fights in foreign bars, inappropriate pets, diarrhoea at the worst moment, brutal practical jokes, jungle madness and the raw testosterone-fuelled humour of oil drillers.

When I bought it, I was actually thinking I might learn something about the oil industry, especially since it starts with a little graphic guide to the different types of oil rig and platform. But forget it, the oil is just an excuse for the larks, bravado and cameraderie.

I also wondered about the title: not just "don't tell mum", but also the bit about being a piano player in a whorehouse. Well, forgive the spoiler, but the author's mum worked in the oil industry too, so she knew what he was up to, and never thought he worked in a whorehouse (although he visited enough). But I guess it's a snappy enough title, and it caught my eye.

If you're a real pedant like me you will also find some of Paul Carter's facts are way out, a bit like his spelling (e.g. elementary canal) but this is by-the-by. It's the laughs that make the book.

And if you're a nice mum buying this to try to persuade your precious son that becoming an oilman is too dangerous and dodgy, forget it. He'll read this book and never want to do anything else - apart from reading the sequel "This is not a drill"...
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15 of 16 people found the following review helpful By Simmo on 22 Mar 2007
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The "blurb" on the cover was spot on. It was hilarious and I couldn't put it down. I embarrassed my kids on the plane to Spain by continually giggling to myself. One of the funniest books I read certainly in non-fiction.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful By Nigel Jones on 13 April 2010
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This was a book that got me those looks from my wife whilst reading it in bed. You know the one, when she wonders what the hell you are up to because all you can do is snigger and try to stifle laughs. Brilliant.
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful By Michelle Kernohan on 31 Dec 2008
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This was a last minute purchase for my better half for Christmas. With all the expensive presents opened I should have saved my money on the other stuff and just given him this. Within 2 minutes of reading he was laughing out loud in the other room. There was now no chance of help with the turkey as he wouldn't put the book down. All I could hear was him screaming with laughter.
I suggested that as he was finding it so funny, then maybe I should read it to find out what shenanigans he gets up to whilst on the rigs. The answer was "I don't think so" and it has swiftly been taken off onto the rig for everyone else to read.
Best buy ever.
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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful By Jack South China Sea on 14 Dec 2006
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Having worked on the rigs for thirty years, i found this book outstanding!

all the guys i work with have read it and loved it. It's a wild ride, can't wait for the next one.
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14 of 16 people found the following review helpful By SW on 23 Jan 2007
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I laughed at this book so much. Its well written and pacey and easy to pick up and put down. The monkey story on the fan was about the funniest thing I'd read in a long time. The book is now doing the rounds at work with similar feedback. Definitely worth getting!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Mr. Hc Chan on 18 Mar 2008
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I work in the oil&gas industry and hearing some of the stories from people who are on the front line - you would usually find it hard to believe. Someone recommended this book, so I took the plunge and ordered it - and there is nothing much to say but absolutely brilliant. I can believe all the stories that Pauli describe, and having spoken to a few rednecks they only amuse me more. It is however a relatively short book and I've already ordered the sequel. It took me just over a week to read, and whatsmore, reading it on the train can be very dangerous because when it's busy with other commuters, the last thing they want to see is someone laughing so hard that they almost cry. Trust me this book is worth a gallon of petrol (at todays rates) and was undoubtedly the funniest book i've ever read!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Johnentwistlespout VINE VOICE on 6 Aug 2008
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Autobiographies about out of control rockstars are ten a penny, similar books about "normal" people far less common. The reason for that is pretty simple I guess, we aspire to our dreams and wishes...and with the best will in the world I don't wanna work on a rig. Never the less Paul Carters book is a pretty good read, he wizzes around the world and keeps things snappy, even if the claims on the cover are a little exagerated - taken hostage...er where?. He's no crazy Keith Moon character either, its the situation rather than the personality thats amusing here.
A good, but slight, read.
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