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Don't Shoot Me In The Ass, And Other Stories [Kindle Edition]

Michael Stephen Fuchs
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By turns heart-stopping, hilarious, and profound, here are ten new rollicking tales of action and technology - from the author of the acclaimed philosophical cyber-thrillers THE MANUSCRIPT and PANDORA'S SISTERS.

• When the shit comes down in a California civil unrest, one man is tooled up and ready to rock - but soon finds himself driving his motorcycle into a flaming roadblock with a mysterious federal agent chick on the back firing an assault rifle over his shoulder...

• Nice-guy hitman Johnny Chen knows that when things don't go well, they go very poorly - and the only way out of the gunfight on this rooftop is straight over the edge and into the lion's den...

• A corporate takeover in the topsy-turvy world of the dot-com boom leads a burnt-out sysadmin to start confusing the Nerf missile launchers with more dangerous toys...

• An elite (plus hot) Silicon Valley cryptographer finds her job on a collision course with government black-ops - and all hell breaking loose with Chinese and Israelis in a balls-out firefight in her company's server room...

These stories ripple with two-fisted gunplay, white-knuckle computer hacking, and the absurdity of high-tech existence. But beneath the surface, powerful themes underpin the action: the effects of science and technology on our understanding of philosophy and religion (and sex); the quiet capitulation of isolated young men and women who are very handy with computers, guns, or both; and the meaning of our commitments to other people, especially when things begin to fall apart.


Praise for Michael Stephen Fuchs

"Just what a technothriller should be: taut, violent, smart, and very, very technical. As if The Da Vinci Code were written by someone who wasn't an idiot." - Cory Doctorow

"Guns, blackmail, computers, unfathomable corruption, angry young Taoists, and a bloody quest for a mysterious manuscript. Fuchs seems to operate on the narrative principle of 'when in doubt, put in a firefight.'" - Kirkus Reviews

"Once the guns come out, it switches gear into a dream-like actioner where characters discuss favourite automatic rifles, perform startling feats of derring-do, and bust caps in various asses. Definitely worth a look." - Dr. Ian Hocking, author of Déjà Vu

"Some writers leave you thinking they know things we ordinary mortals don't have access to. Fuchs is stupendously talented." - Crème de la Crime

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 700 KB
  • Print Length: 145 pages
  • Publisher: Complete & Total Asskicking Books (23 Feb 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004P8JMO8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #318,615 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Good clean fun 6 Mar 2011
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Another in the Fuchs stable - hardboiled, fast-talking characters in interesting situations (often with guns and UNIX) and musing about the nature of the universe. Think Lethal Weapon meets Sagan's Cosmos and you're halfway there. The short form works great on the Kindle, too.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic follow on to Fuch's earlier novels 3 Mar 2011
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Tore through these stories in two evenings!
I enjoyed Fuch's first two novels and this was just as good, if not better. It was refreshing to read short stories in a genre that you normally don't see them in.

Ten different stories, all with their own twists and turns. All page turners.
If you like fast action hi-tech thrillers then this is a good one to read. Plenty of guns, lots of tension. Loved it. My only disapointment was finishing the book much too quickly.

If you like Fuch's other novels you won't go wrong with this one.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Kick-Ass Stories 30 July 2011
By Donna Caubarreaux - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition
I received a free copy to review. I have to say, I learned a lot about the author reading these stories. He's intelligent, knows a lot more about computers than I ever want to, has a sense of humor, and can tell a good story.

What I particularly liked, and seldom happens, is that they made me think. Many times once I read something, it's soon forgotten. But I've already told the Mexican fishing story to several people and that was a story within a story. His awe of the universe is explained by one of the characters, and it's so true, look at a tulip.

Plus, he likes hitmen. Gotta love a guy who can relate to a tulip and violence.

I'll definitely be reading more of his work in the future.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Great selection of short stories 19 April 2012
By Laura Laframboise - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition
Don't Shoot Me in the Ass and Other Stories by Michael Stephen Fuchs is a hit selection of short stories. There are 10 tales in the collection varied from action/adventure to humor to philosophical and emotional. He shows that he can write diversely and do it well.

When I picked up the book, I was afraid that it would be simply a wise cracking collection. To my surprise it opened with a what if action/adventure story based on the idea of rioting immigrants in response to the passing of the newer immigration laws. It's quite believable, yet told with liberal dashes of humor. As to what happens, no spoilers here. You'll have to read it for yourself.

Other examples of stories include high tech corporate espionage, hijacking airplanes, a relationship tale in a corporate setting, and still there's more.

I gave this book 4 out of 5 stars. I read it in about 3 sittings. I hated to see it end!

I received a free copy of this book in exchange for an unbiased opinion.
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4.0 out of 5 stars I Love the Title! 30 Mar 2011
By David Dalton - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition
I just finished reading Don't Shoot Me In The Ass, And Other Stories by Michael Stephen Fuchs. A nice little collection of short stories, ranging from blazing action thrillers to character driven stories. Can't say I liked them all, a few ended very abruptly. I know they are short stories, but to me, the ending to "The General Militia of Flight 93" seemed to end in mid-paragraph.

Stories I did enjoy include: the title story, "Keep Pulling Out Guns", "One Shot, In and Out", and "The Contractors". I would have enjoyed reading longer versions of each of these stories. I liked the book enough to give Fuchs another shot when "D-Boys" comes out (still no date yet set for this). For under $2 this is a good introduction to Michael Stephen Fuchs. I also have a sample of The Manuscript on my Kindle and will check that book out soon while I wait for D-Boys.
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